United thread 2019/20

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Only one team that will nick a winner if its 0-0 after 60, how the jammy dippers will do it though is yet to be scripted

A Phil Jones clearance that rebounds in off Maguire's slab while Ashley Young dives under it and Dan James dives over it.

United will score, but Marcus Rashford's nose will be judged, by VAR, to have been just (10cm) offside, five minutes earlier in the build-up.







I think I might've over-egged the pudding with the last bit of that. "five minutes earlier in the build-up." LOL

 

[jrb]

Been looking through Manchester Instagram.

Seen a few posts like this.

Anyone else $een any reports like this?

Nothing on News Now.

Just about De Gea’s injury.

 

[journolud]

De Gea injured for Spain tonight and subbed off, Liverpool getting every stroke of luck going

De Gea is shit, given the amount of clangers he has dropped recently and the amount of goalkeeper errors the dippers benefit from it is better he doesn't play

 

[Blue Mist]

Is DeGea injured or is he ergh injured ?

 

[lancs blue]

Been looking through Manchester Instagram.

Seen a few posts like this.

Anyone else $een any reports like this?

Nothing on News Now.

Just about De Gea’s injury.

When that bloke says the manager's for the chop he means it literally.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It’s a tough one this.

Liverpool win and it pretty much consigns the scum to the relegation places.

Scum win and it details the scouse ****s.

Tricky one for the powers that be.

'tis a difficult one indeed.....if untied win that does OGS a favour and if untied win it does us a favour. Winner winner if untied win. If they dont I'm afraid it's bad news all round and I'm going back to supporting cricket.

 

[bondsman]

United need to take points and do us a favour. The enemy of my enemy....

 

[manimanc]

Sunday is win win for us. Either of the ****s get beat and I'll be cockahoop.
I actually want utd to get annihilated by the Scouse rats as they can't stand them and it's worth it if Roy Keane is in the studio and Neville is commentating.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I’ll settle for 1-0 to the scum or 10-0 to Littlewoods.

 

[mat]

Been looking through Manchester Instagram.

Seen a few posts like this.

Anyone else $een any reports like this?

Nothing on News Now.

Just about De Gea’s injury.

The fake Sheik is back.

Didn't we go through this BS last season too?

 

[heslops barnet]

DeGea is miles better than Adrian... and Alison to be fair. He’s the only one though

You ever watch DeGea?

 

[Dubai Blue]

You ever watch DeGea?

Thought the same myself. There's no way De Gea is an improvement on Alisson. Particularly not the version of De Gea we've been treated to for the last few years. He'd be a disaster in goal for City or Liverpool given what both teams require from their keepers.

 

[jrb]

The fake Sheik is back.

Didn't we go through this BS last season too?

Yes we did.

We need to support the Glazers in any takeover bid. Especially from the Middle East.

We can’t have any new Arab owners of United getting bored, while oil runs out, etc.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

United need to take points and do us a favour. The enemy of my enemy....

We NEED to beat Palace first mate.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

The rags do have help on Sunday. Rowan Atkinson is the ref. :)

But we have Sir Anthony of Altringham :(

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Working on the 'keep it interesting' theory both us & the rags should win for the product.

 

[dadnlad]

bloody hell just seen Tyler on tv he's distraught, his beloved united need to kick start their season lol, then voice goes up with the German cheerleader got a poor record at his theatre of wet dreams

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

DeGea could be out Sunday who's there number 2??

 

[55yr old teenager]

DeGea could be out Sunday who's there number 2??

Isn't it Romero or something like that

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

De Gea? You mean David De Donut Thief?

The guy who uses his feet when he should use his hands, makes horrible mistakes, gets stuck to his line, can't command his box or aerial balls, and sprays the ball everywhere?

Yes - that one ;-)