United thread 2019/20

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For a club that once sacked a manager for having an affair with the physios wife , it would now seem anything now goes at the scum from shagging your brother's missus for years to shagging prostitutes, and just having affairs on the whole. You could say the scum once had standards.... it clearly hasn't got any now !!
Don’t forget Edwards under the women’s toilet doors gymnastics.
 
It's hard to believe what's happened in the last 15 years to the extent that the rags have dropped off the TV when they show the league table, they play a match in Europe nobody even knows who they are playing and when they are playing.
Meanwhile City win the treble WOW :+)
 
What’s with all the negativity about OGS? He will build a team from the ground up that will shake and surprise the football world. He needs to be given time and lots of it. Rome was not built in a day. You’ll see this time next year...
Rodders.....
 
Rodders.....
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I am not surprised though. Watched their game tonight and they were woeful

The braindead arsewipes who call themselves supporters will hail it as a masterstroke of tactical awareness rather than the coward like long ball hit and hope football which OGS has introduced because the useless twat doesn't have a football brain in his head.

Meanwhile Ed will be rubbing his hands in glee as another performance of complete shite brings in more revenue .

GGMU
 
The rags were shit tonight. Their good fortune was to have played against a side even shitter than them. Partizan couldn't string one pass together let alone two and took the wrong option when they had half a chance of putting the Stretford Thursday Night Charlies under pressure.

Blessed are the cheesemakers for verily they battered the goat herds and taxi drivers of Astana 6-0.
 
Oh my f'kin sides...

Hi Kylian, my names Ole and I don't know the Fcuk how I've not been rumbled yet!

Never mind that though , Eddy 2 planks has just signed up the biggest widget manufacturer in Asia and we've made PSG an offer they can't refuse hence your here.

What do you think of the stadium then?

Oh the leaking roof, yeah, only happens when it rains..

Never mind that, let me introduce you to your new potential strike partners..

This is Mason Greenwood, then there's Rashy, you know Martial from France right? He scored for us once.

What's that Kylian, who supplies the forwards from midfield, well there's Mctommmminnny, Piranha and Fred not forgetting Static and the Dabber when he can be arsed which is not too often to be honest.

What's that Kylian you thought our shirts were blue?

Where's Pep, Raheem, Sergio, Kevin, Eric, Rodri, David, bernardo?

Grab him don't let him leave, get the pisscan, the ticket tout and Mick Hucknall here quick to tell him about our history..

Ffs Kylian I scored in a final once!!

Don't go, don't go, PLEASE DON'T GO!!!
 
Oh my f'kin sides...

Hi Kylian, my names Ole and I don't know the Fcuk how I've not been rumbled yet!

Never mind that though , Eddy 2 planks has just signed up the biggest widget manufacturer in Asia and we've made PSG an offer they can't refuse hence your here.

What do you think of the stadium then?

Oh the leaking roof, yeah, only happens when it rains..

Never mind that, let me introduce you to your new potential strike partners..

This is Mason Greenwood, then there's Rashy, you know Martial from France right? He scored for us once.

What's that Kylian, who supplies the forwards from midfield, well there's Mctommmminnny, Piranha and Fred not forgetting Static and the Dabber when he can be arsed which is not too often to be honest.

What's that Kylian you thought our shirts were blue?

Where's Pep, Raheem, Sergio, Kevin, Eric, Rodri, David, bernardo?

Grab him don't let him leave, get the pisscan, the ticket tout and Mick Hucknall here quick to tell him about our history..

Ffs Kylian I scored in a final once!!

Don't go, don't go, PLEASE DON'T GO!!!

Now I know just how Berbatov must have felt when Piscan kidnapped him at the airport.
 
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