He was a actually defending a Muslim woman's right to wear what she wanted but, hey, let's not get in the way of facts.
Guilty of being un-woke for sure. I fully expect that to become a criminal offence before to long.
What did he mean when he said: What a relief it must be for Blair to get out of England. It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies.
Or: Orientals ... have larger brains and higher IQ scores. Blacks are at the other pole.
Or: Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3
Or: Outrageous that married couples should pay for ‘the single mothers’ desire to procreate independently of men. He also suggested that it was “feeble” for a man to be unable or unwilling to “take control of his woman” whilst arguing Britain needed to “restore women’s desire to be married”.
Or: With regard to the children of single parents the prime minister wrote: Ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate children who in theory will be paying for our pensions.
Or: The unanimous opinion is that what has been called the 'Tottymeter' reading is higher than at any Labour Party conference in living memory," he wrote. In an attempt to explain the trend of women shifting their allegiances to the Labour party, Johnson suggests that it is either due to the party's "planned erosion of male liberty — such as ending the right to drink in public places.”
However, he concludes that the real reason women are turning to Labour is because of their natural "fickleness". It is the whiff of power due to the fickleness of their sex,
He adds that: "Time and again the 'Tottymeter' has gone off as a young woman delegate mounts the rostrum."
Or: In a 1998 Telegraph column about Peter Mandelson's resignation from the Labour government, Johnson said the announcement would lead to the blubbing of "tank-topped bumboys" in "the Ministry of Sound" nightclub, and "the soft-lit Soho drinking clubs frequented by Mandy and his pals."
He added that Mandelson's departure would cause the "lipstick" to come away from Blair's government.
In 2016, when he was 52 ffs, he said of the president of Turkey,
There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer.
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera
As foreign secretary he said that Nazanin Zagari-Radcliffe was in Iran ‘teaching journalists’ directly contradicting her claim to be on holiday. She is still detained in Iran almost 4 years later.
Say you’re a BoJo fan boy by all means, but don’t pretend the man doesn’t know what he’s saying when he comes out with this stuff and don’t pretend he means something else.