COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[ninjamonkey]

To think this all started because somebody got batman and Spider-Man’s origin stories mixed up.

 

[aguero93:20]

To think this all started because somebody got batman and Spider-Man’s origin stories mixed up.

Fucking hell, I always thought the spider bit him.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

It needs a catchier name.

Miguel.

 

[Ban-jani]

You'd better not think those scrounging cunts are staying over here with us paying for their food and accommodation.

They wouldn’t stay in that shit hole you lot call “home”, so don’t worry.

 

[Ban-jani]

I liked Kung Flu but it seemed to be deemed too edgy.

Kung Flu for me wins.

 

[aguero93:20]

They wouldn’t stay in that shit hole you lot call “home”, so don’t worry.

They can stop fucking inviting themselves over as well, we don't want royalty, we made that quite clear about a century ago.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They can stop fucking inviting themselves over as well, we don't want royalty, we made that quite clear about a century ago.

You obviously didn’t make it clear enough.

 

[Ban-jani]

They can stop fucking inviting themselves over as well, we don't want royalty, we made that quite clear about a century ago.

Fair enough about the independence shenanigans but don’t forget who’s the bigger brother round ‘ere.

If Liz wants a piss up in Galway, she’ll bloody have it.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I have to travel to Stuttgart in a couple of weeks, and honestly... I am going to drive. There is no way I am getting on a plane. I get flu from travelling on planes at the best of times.

Wear disposable gloves for all those petrol and piss stops!

 

[Claytop]

So it'll be going up 4 or 5 fold per announcement instead of one third fold and there's a full week for rampant speculation between announcements? Can't see that going wrong.

Think they’ll still update daily on numbers but not exact locations where these cases are.

 

[Uffa]

It needs a catchier name.

Well, it already has a pretty catchy one for a virus. Or rather, its whole family has. Over here we've been making awful puns about it and your royal family since the start of this.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Fucking hell, I always thought the spider bit him.

You know what China are like, they changed it slightly to avoid copyright.

 

[Bluetopia]

But why would the government want to downplay the severity of the outbreak to such an extent? If it’s that bad it just would not be possible for them to keep a lid on it for any length of time. How long will it be before someone from your daughter’s medical goes to the media?

I guess so the economy does'nt take a hit, also people dont panic. I was due to go to Milan and Bergamo twice in the next 2 months, advised by Italian friends (living in Bergamo) its not worth the risk, cancelled both trips. Looks like Rhyll instead now :((

 

[aguero93:20]

You obviously didn’t make it clear enough.

We'll have to stage a few car crashes.

 

[SebastianBlue]

They can stop fucking inviting themselves over as well, we don't want royalty, we made that quite clear about a century ago.

You obviously didn’t make it clear enough.

Fair enough about the independence shenanigans but don’t forget who’s the bigger brother round ‘ere.

If Liz wants a piss up in Galway, she’ll bloody have it.

We'll have to stage a few car crashes.

Edging in to political discussion — let’s get back to discussing why there’s really nothing to worry about, how we’re all overreacting, and why we all need to bunk with @squirtyflower to see this out.

 

[mexico1970]

I wonder what the contingency plans for the poor buggers who sleep on the streets are?

 

[Ban-jani]

Edging in to political discussion — let’s get back to discussing why there’s really nothing to worry about, how we’re all overreacting, and why we all need to bunk with @squirtyflower.

Me and @aguero93:20 are good virtual chums and only having a light hearted cackle about our two neighbouring islands, so don’t worry.

Anyway back on topic, I think I’ve thought selfishly and naively about this. The economy is something that definitely will effect me and badly and whilst I’m not in the age range that this thing tends to kill a lot, so I should be fine, a lot of people will likely lose loved ones.

The Chinese, specifically those eating the shite they do, in these rural markets, have a lot of answering to do.

 

[aguero93:20]

I wonder what the contingency plans for the poor buggers who sleep on the streets are?

Workhouses.

 

[mexico1970]

Workhouses.

Humbug!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Wonder if we will close schools like Italy have. Going to cause chaos that.