COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[purplenose]

Why?

Because he will have a runny nose.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

We're down to one sheet per load. Might have to start flossing my arse with a tea towel, if this keeps up.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Why?

I didn't want to be explicit, but I fully intend to spend the entire 14 days either wanking or asleep.

 

[True_Blue69]

It doubles every three days and there are about 200 cases in the uk. So in 50 days there could be 200x2^(50/3)=21 million.

Well China has had it since November and has 80k cases so you're doomsday prediction seems pretty unlikely. Wuhan alone has 11 million residents I'd imagine living in pretty close proximity and the numbers are nothing like that .

 

[Uffa]

I don't understand this toilet paper panic going on in England and Australia lol

 

[urban genie]

I didn't want to be explicit, but I fully intend to spend the entire 14 days either wanking or asleep.

Well if you are wanking 14 days no stop I wouldn't worry about hand sanitizer or tissues, I would worry about dehydration

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

I think the majority simply cannot comprehend these figures. Yet there is every possibility that we will get exactly those figures.

If true there will be no matches behind closed doors or otherwise. The country will be like the scene from a disaster movie and not much will be functioning.

There will be allsorts kicking off because half the doctors nurses police and fire will be infected or self quarantined. As incidentally will the army. So on top of everything else all the scum will have a free for all.

This really is bull

 

[urban genie]

Get down the airport, plenty of free copies of the sun amd mail to use to wipe your arse on.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I didn't want to be explicit, but I fully intend to spend the entire 14 days either wanking or asleep.

You intend to sleep?

 

[aguero93:20]

If a player got the virus, I would think a whole club would be affected and could not field a team and so impossible to fulfil fixtures?

As long as it's not us, they'd fine us and dock us points.

 

[True_Blue69]

What's the obsession with bog roll anyway? It doesn't give you the shits and if you're ill with a flu like bug your not gonna be eating much so therefore not pooing much .

 

[purplenose]

This really is bull

Lets hope so.

On what are you basing that?

 

[aguero93:20]

Get down the airport, plenty of free copies of the sun amd mail to use to wipe your arse on.

I've far too much respect for my arse to use either for that purpose.

 

[SWP's back]

Well China has had it since November and has 80k cases so you're doomsday prediction seems pretty unlikely. Wuhan alone has 11 million residents I'd imagine living in pretty close proximity and the numbers are nothing like that .

Yeah but they’ve been on lock down for two months and not allowed out of their houses. Can you imagine this government ordering that and the populace abiding by it?

 

[aguero93:20]

Yeah but they’ve been on lock down for two months and not allowed out of their houses. Can you imagine this government ordering that and the populace abiding by it?

Well, if they welded them in and surrounded the buildings with armed police...

 

[True_Blue69]

Lets hope so.

On what are you basing that?

Based on the fact that nothing like your prediction has ever happened before I'd say. What was you're prediction based on?

 

[SWP's back]

Well, if they welded them in and surrounded the buildings with armed police...

Yeah he forgets they’ve been doing that Wuhan.

 

[SWP's back]

What was you're prediction based on?

He’s already explained if you cared to read. The numbers doubling every three days.

 

[True_Blue69]

Yeah but they’ve been on lock down for two months and not allowed out of their houses. Can you imagine this government ordering that and the populace abiding by it?

It took them a long time to get to that stage though. I work with a service partner in China and it was only around 4 weeks ago where they had to stop going in the office. Schools were closed mid Jan I believe until mid March at the earliest.

If it does escalate wildly then the China model will have to be followed as they almost have it under control.

You're right about people abiding by it though, wouldn't want some of the stuff I've seen going on over there going on here to make sure it happens though if I'm honest .

 

[purplenose]

Based on the fact that nothing like your prediction has ever happened before I'd say. What was you're prediction based on?

On the facts that we are told..ie this thing is doubling every couple of days. Do the maths yourself.

Come on tell me what will stop it? Boris himself has said 80% of the population could get it.