COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Ban-jani]

Because for some reason with think they are something the "dirty" europeans use for washing their "bits" rather than using them sensible for washing their feet - the kind of view that was featured in Carry on Abroad and survived into the Brexit debate lol

When my Spanish ex Mrs told me she doesn’t often use toilet roll and uses one I looked at her in horror.

“What else do you not do, shave your armpits ya dirty cow!?”

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Are flights now being stopped from going there?

no.
Unbelievably airlines are flying empty aircraft in and out in some cases so they don’t lose landing slots.
Not only that Easyjet won’t refund.

 

[west didsblue]

My local Iceland today has bog roll on offer right in the doorway - I pointed out that this was madness as it was open to easy theft and in any event as bum fodder is now currency they needed to move it deeper into the store and pile stuff in the doorway nobody wants...................like bags of cash. You can't wipe your arse on 50p pieces.....

Also one prick on the radio said the silver lining of the price of oil tanking is cheaper petrol all summer..................given the govts strategy is to put the major outbreak off until summer we will all be self isolating but have a car with a tankfull of cheap petrol on the drive that we can't fucking use !!

You’ll be safe driving around if you don’t get out of the car. There’ll be fuck all else to do anyway.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

why would a sock be in the ironing basket? Do you iron yours????

standards my dear boy, standards.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Doesn't appear so, one of the first flights scheduled out of Heathrow tomorrow is an Alitalia flight to Milan.

actually Alitalia is the only airline to announce they are stopping flights to yesterdays quarantined zones.

 

[bluethrunthru]

standards my dear boy, standards.

you are one of those weirdo's who have creases ironed into jeans aren't you? ha ha ha

 

[Blue Maverick]

We used to have a bidet at my mum and dads in the 80s fucking great if you came home after been on the piss and you needed a shit and puke at the same time.

 

[Elbow beards]

Serious question, if they put the country in lock down, will shops still be open? If not how do you get food?

 

[Metal Biker]

 

[hilts]

you are one of those weirdo's who have creases ironed into jeans aren't you? ha ha ha

 

[Ban-jani]

you are one of those weirdo's who have creases ironed into jeans aren't you? ha ha ha

Middle aged woman at work irons her husbands boxer shorts, her curtains and tea towels!

Fucking raving nutter.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

actually Alitalia is the only airline to announce they are stopping flights to yesterdays quarantined zones.

Well done on learning how to reply to posts.

 

[urban genie]

Middle aged woman at work irons her husbands boxer shorts, her curtains and tea towels!

Fucking raving nutter.

Well they crease up with especially once the jizz stains have been washed off them.

I heard

 

[cleavers]

Unbelievably airlines are flying empty aircraft in and out in some cases so they don’t lose landing slots.

Seriously ? The crews still have to interact with ground staff, so that's putting them at risk.

Looks like BA have cancelled their flight to Italy from Heathrow tomorrow by the way, though I didn't go right down the list.

actually Alitalia is the only airline to announce they are stopping flights to yesterdays quarantined zones.

Well their flight has arrived tonight, and is still scheduled out first thing tomorrow.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

What’s up with you ****?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Seriously ? The crews still have to interact with ground staff, so that's putting them at risk.

Looks like BA have cancelled their flight to Italy from Heathrow tomorrow by the way, though I didn't go right down the list.



Well their flight has arrived tonight, and is still scheduled out first thing tomorrow.

https://www.ifn.news/posts/alitalia-to-suspend-flights-at-milan-malpensa-airport/

 

[Ban-jani]

What’s up with you ****?

You are such a grump.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Middle aged woman at work irons her husbands boxer shorts, her curtains and tea towels!

Fucking raving nutter.

I ironed my curtains once, I fell out the bloody window, never again.

 

[cleavers]

https://www.ifn.news/posts/alitalia-to-suspend-flights-at-milan-malpensa-airport/

Wasn't arguing, just saying that it had flown in.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

A sign of things to come
Vietnam has today abolished the visa waiver for all countries with spreading covid 19 including all EU countries and the UK and at the same time stopped all visa applications.