COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Blue Maverick]

Italy is going to be the litmus test for everyone now, let’s see if there is civil unrest if things start going south with supplies etc, I’m just off to get some bog roll and pasta ;)

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Mate if I’m trapped for two weeks at home on my own Pornhub is taking a hammering.

potentially millions of blokes stuck in self isolation with only the internet for company? - there will be less bandwidth that bog roll. Time to download your faves.

 

[dozzie26]

My local Iceland today has bog roll on offer right in the doorway - I pointed out that this was madness as it was open to easy theft and in any event as bum fodder is now currency they needed to move it deeper into the store and pile stuff in the doorway nobody wants...................like bags of cash. You can't wipe your arse on 50p pieces.....

Also one prick on the radio said the silver lining of the price of oil tanking is cheaper petrol all summer..................given the govts strategy is to put the major outbreak off until summer we will all be self isolating but have a car with a tankfull of cheap petrol on the drive that we can't fucking use !!

Some of these fuckwits don't think before ringing in. I do about 4 hours a day in the car with my job, find myself switching the radio off a lot.

 

[Blue Maverick]

So just like any normal two weeks for you then?

Oh yes, I’m just hoping the wife doesn’t get it, otherwise I could end up killing her if I have to spend two weeks with her.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Mate if I’m trapped for two weeks at home on my own Pornhub is taking a hammering.

Last week: stores out of hand sanitzer
Today: stores out of hand soap
3 weeks from now: stores out of hand lotion

 

[SWPISHOME]

We had a meeting in work today about it. We have the contract for the Dublin Airport and our company have refused us to do anymore work their due to precautions. Don't know how we are fixed work wise now which is worrying.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Once the bog roll is gone we’ll hoard socks!

we will know we are in trouble when we all go Bear Grylls and there are no dock leaves left to harvest....

 

[cleavers]

potentially millions of blokes stuck in self isolation with only the internet for company? - there will be less bandwidth that bog roll. Time to download your faves.

Won't help the bog roll supplies either :)

 

[Ban-jani]

we will know we are in trouble when we all go Bear Grylls

Things aren’t that grave where I’m about to drink my own piss.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Mate if I’m trapped for two weeks at home on my own Pornhub is taking a hammering.

So that’s why toilet roll is the most sought after product.

 

[bluethrunthru]

There was another one on 5Live Drive where a woman was sending in a funny text where she said they bought a house with a bidet and friends were a bit nonplussed with the concept - they had an extension built last year with an en-suite onto the master bedroom where they became a 2 bidet family...............as she said - guess who is laughing now lol !!

 

[davek1808]

Won't help the bog roll supplies either :)

Or curtains.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Things aren’t that grave where I’m about to drink my own piss.

depends hw much you had to drink and what % proof it is in the morning - could be the only thing that will get you through the coming day lol

 

[Deleted member 77198]

There was another one on 5Live Drive where a woman was sending in a funny text where she said they bought a house with a bidet and friends were a bit nonplussed with the concept - they had an extension built last year with an en-suite onto the master bedroom where they became a 2 bidet family...............as she said - guess who is laughing now lol !!

I’ve been telling everyone about bidets for about five years. Don’t know why we all don’t have one.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Won't help the bog roll supplies either :)

There's always an odd sock at the bottom of the ironing basket ;-)

 

[inchy14]

Doesn't appear so, one of the first flights scheduled out of Heathrow tomorrow is an Alitalia flight to Milan.

Only asked as niece is due to fly to Rome this week with her dad, don’t think she should go to be honest, him on the other hand.... fucking rag **** ;0)

 

[Ban-jani]

depends hw much you had to drink and what % proof it is in the morning - could be the only thing that will get you through the coming day lol

There’s obviously people in China consuming worse.

 

[hilts]

I’ve been telling everyone about bidets for about five years. Don’t know why we all don’t have one.

Coz we’re not French

 

[bluethrunthru]

I’ve been telling everyone about bidets for about five years. Don’t know why we all don’t have one.

Because for some reason with think they are something the "dirty" europeans use for washing their "bits" rather than using them sensible for washing their feet - the kind of view that was featured in Carry on Abroad and survived into the Brexit debate lol

 

[bluethrunthru]

There's always an odd sock at the bottom of the ironing basket ;-)

why would a sock be in the ironing basket? Do you iron yours????