COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Deleted member 77198]

Any news from the land of chippies?
I just had an exam via Skype after pulling an all-nighter because I was too distracted by the general news to study earlier (oh, who am I kidding)
Anyway, because of this I'm completely oblivious to any saucy piece of doom gossip from this morning/last night so if anyone feels like updating me...

How did you have an exam via Skype?

 

[SWP's back]

Yeah locked down a 8 mil population city, used apps to determine the risk of individuals, had health officials in the heart of Wuhan. so bore off with your insightful post.

Locked down a City bugger than London yeah, for six weeks, not allowing people out of their homes during that time.

 

[aguero93:20]

How did you have an exam via Skype?

Magic.

 

[jay_mcfc]

Yeah locked down a 8 mil population city, used apps to determine the risk of individuals, had health officials in the heart of Wuhan. so bore off with your insightful post.

If only you were a missing person.

 

[Phil1]

Yeah locked down a 8 mil population city, used apps to determine the risk of individuals, had helf officials in the heart of Wuhan. so bore off with your insightful post.

That's the best spelling of 'health' I've seen. Oh, and glad you're off the missing persons list.

 

[west didsblue]

Bless are you in need of attention?

No.
Why? Are you?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

He simply doesn't know what he is talking about

What the fuck is he on? I’m going to wake up tomorrow and the last five years was just a dream!

 

[M18CTID]

I'm off to Berlin next week, well supposed to be

Bring us a currywurst back

 

[Chippy_boy]

Yeah locked down a 8 mil population city, used apps to determine the risk of individuals, had health officials in the heart of Wuhan. so bore off with your insightful post.

If you didn't talk such utter bollocks in the first place, it wouldn't have solicited the reply you got.

"this man made recession is boring the life out of me." FFS. Like the implication that we should all just carry on as normal. 500,000 people in the UK would probably die if we did that.

 

[blueinsa]

No.
Why? Are you?

 

[Ban-jani]

no its a brothel

I wish

 

[Ban-jani]

Have staff been sent home to work?

Not yet.

Normal travel to your usual workplace is the only thing still allowed but they’re close to making everyone work from home, which is possible in my industry.

 

[lazerblue]

I see passengers from Italy are still strolling through the airports unchecked, I'm sure the powers that be want the virus to rip through the country as fast as possible to get it over with while getting a few thousand pensioners off the books at the same time

 

[west didsblue]

Ooh, a gif

 

[Dr Jacoby]

I knew my decision to be a hermit would come in handy one day.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

We're two islands (UK & Cyprus) I'll just practice my swim for the Ironman later in the year.....

for a few hours yesterday Cyprus made the UK a category 3 state - mandatory 14 day self isolation on arrival.
They since reduced it to category 2, self isolation if symptomatic.
With yoyoing like that I wouldn’t go.

meanwhile Israel and Vietnam won’t let us in.

 

[purplenose]

I had to laugh when i was listening to some MP on the radio earlier. He said parliament would continue regardless. we didnt close parliament in the war and we wouldnt let a threat like this do soemthing bombs and war couldnt. These are the people running our country. Stiff upper lip, we are great britain and as island nation, we wont be beaten by this threat.

Stupid thick ****. How does someone so thick become an MP.?

 

[BlueHammer85]

I see passengers from Italy are still strolling through the airports unchecked, I'm sure the powers that be want the virus to rip through the country as fast as possible to get it over with while getting a few thousand pensioners off the books at the same time

always know it's a bollox post when someone mentions 'the powers'

 

[missing person]

I guess

If you’d read what the science and epidemiology guys are saying, you’d see it’s a far mor pessimistic stance than those given in the

If you didn't talk such utter bollocks in the first place, it wouldn't have solicited the reply you got.

"this man made recession is boring the life out of me." FFS. Like the implication that we should all just carry on as normal. 500,000 people in the UK would probably die if we did that.

Probably or not, never said

If you didn't talk such utter bollocks in the first place, it wouldn't have solicited the reply you got.

"this man made recession is boring the life out of me." FFS. Like the implication that we should all just carry on as normal. 500,000 people in the UK would probably die if we did that.

I think you better self isolate, keep off your computer you may give that a virus.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

What the fuck is he on? I’m going to wake up tomorrow and the last five years was just a dream!

He’ll win a landslide later in the year. Half of the western world’s population are even more cretinous than him.