COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Didsbury Dave]

yes my balls if you remember corectly,,i was rubing them again and you dont want to know about July/Aug

I remember it well, Marco. A sad indictment as to how long some of us have used the forum!

 

[kaz7]

Tests have to accurate enough before the public get them as they are useless if not reliable

No england death figures yet,i have a feeling they are waiting till after boris for a reason

 

[SWP's back]

I hope a lot of those check their car insurance isn’t for leisure/social only...

Christ, you’d moan about a blowjob you.

 

[sir baconface]

Royal Mail are asking customers not to poke their genitals through letter-boxes whilst social distancing measures are in force.

A wise precaution.

 

[Nellies left peg]

They’d better test the people licking the envelopes before sending them out!

Going back to election time they didn't seem to have a problem distributing all the party election bollocks propoganda. So could surely use same method

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

It might but how long does it take to distribute these essential items ffs ?

 

[SWP's back]

Strange how we all lockdown, stop using cars, pollution reduces and it suddenly goes nice and warm outside.

Yeah it’s almost as if the northern hemisphere is tilting more towards the sun than it was a month or two back :-)

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I find Whitty waffles, but I take from that the antibody test hasn't been fully verified yet.

I think he's pretty clear today, but yes, I think you're right - they've got a bunch of these first tests, but need to see if they work.

 

[Vic]

There aren't many such tests for any antibodies that are better than 99.5%. 98% would be brilliant. Its the false positives that are the big issue for antibody tests.

False negatives may be worse, turning asymptomatic carriers into super-spreaders.

 

[KnaresboroughBlue]

No figures yet for today? Normally about half4 isn't it?

Probably waiting until after the press conference if the figures are bad.

Italy's figures are a bit better today, though only very slightly.