COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Barcon]

Do you want the 5 minutes or the full half hour?

I can only do give today.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Yes
No
Maybe
Repeat
You’ll get every answer on here.

Someone pick a date and then a set of posters can argue about it amongst themselves for 30 pages or so. Quick!




Dont really, please.

 

[The blue phantom]

Can anyone estimate when this lockdown, at least, is going to be lifted? I want to jump on the tube and go in to London for a mooch. I want to go to the pub and have a pint with the boys. The sheer boredom is crippling me. Whilst we stay home for the good of the greater good, I’d love to make some basic plans at least.

Well this is the place to come when none of the scientist can tell you.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Do you want the 5 minutes or the full half hour?

 

[paulchapo]

At least if the food runs out you can go rabbit hunting down clay lane:)

That's the plan. I also have the old Lofty Wiseman's SAS survival handbook to fall back on lol!

 

[dave_blue12]

Because that's not how things work over large numbers. You and Chippy have a terrible understanding of statistics.

They think that about 50% might be asymptomatic based on the cruise ships. It's not possible for you to infect 1000 random people and for them to all not show symptoms.

I think you're the one who doesn't understand.

The figure of 1000 is yours I believe, it could just as easily be 5

Anyway I'm out as it's pointless.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Is that the 5 minutes or full half hour?

Showing our age aren't we :-)

 

[i8rags]

Someone pick a date and then a set of posters can argue about it amongst themselves for 30 pages or so. Quick!
Too late



Dont really, please.

 

[squirtyflower]

Is that the 5 minutes or full half hour?

Deja vu

 

[Gabriel]

Just used by the men in black.

Damn UEFA...

 

[i8rags]

I think you're the one who doesn't understand.

The figure of 1000 is yours I believe, it could just as easily be 5

Anyway I'm out as it's pointless.

I’m out is the new my bad

 

[kippax4ever]

The trouble is people have nothing to take their minds off the subject as it is a life changer for everyone. Please folks don't fall out with each other as we will all be bumping into each other at the next home game hopefully

You are Michael Oliver & I don't want my £5
Just fk off with your Var..

 

[creditunionhero]

Friends have just got the death certificate for a parent, there was no mention of covid 19 on it, yet they were told he had it in hospital?

I also know someone who caught the covid 19 whilst in hospital, just before they were due to be discharged. The doctors have asked to put her on end of life care, they will not put her on a ventilator.

 

[domalino]

https://www.againstcovid19.com/singapore/dashboard

Incredible amount of insights and data being released by Singapore about people infected.

 

[kippax4ever]

Can anyone estimate when this lockdown, at least, is going to be lifted? I want to jump on the tube and go in to London for a mooch. I want to go to the pub and have a pint with the boys. The sheer boredom is crippling me. Whilst we stay home for the good of the greater good, I’d love to make some basic plans at least.

Just put a nurse's uniform on should be ok.
Benny hill style..

 

[Nellies left peg]

https://www.againstcovid19.com/singapore/dashboard

Incredible amount of insights and data being released by Singapore about people infected.

There's a lot imported from the UK apparently

 

[kippax4ever]

That's the plan. I also have the old Lofty Wiseman's SAS survival handbook to fall back on lol!

Anything in the book regarding bogrolls or should say lack of them..

 

[MCFC1993]

The testing is still the biggest issue.

We have to test our way out of this crisis, unfortunately the below is happening:


Part of me thinks we're too late though, if we're hoping to get to 25,000 tests by the end of April then that just seems far too slow.

 

[paulchapo]

Anything in the book regarding bogrolls or should say lack of them..

Yes wash with water and dry thoroughly, or use a dock leaf.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Anything in the book regarding bogrolls or should say lack of them..

It was on pages 121- 250 but unfortunately he used them to wipe his ass