COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[AliBobbyJ]

We’ll meet again,
Would be on any badge.

Yes.
Bill Leivers, Uwe Rosler, Shaun Goater, Ali Benarbia, Roberto Mancini, Vincent Kompany, Yaya Toure, David Silva - all together again at the Etihad one sunny day.

 

[mexico1970]

I have seen so much news about this now that I am drained, the figures vary from country to country because they can't come up with a system to actually count the dead. Cats can pass it on, it can live on surfaces for up to a week and can crawl up your knows if you flush the crapper too vigorously.

Every celebrity has got it, even Charlie and Bojo have had it nobody I personally know has gotten it and I wouldn't know unless they die because they ain't testing anyone just pushing them away with a big stick.

I'm bored at home but being bored at home is a hell of a lot better than taking a chance in an old peoples home where death by coronavirus is considered an inconvenience.

 

[kippax4ever]

This should be our slogan
We’ll meet again
In our pubs, in our workplace in the restaurants, in our parents house, in our grandparents house, in the parks, in our gardens, at the Etihad and in our country. shame on any fucker who can’t see this.
God save us all.

And how many heads of state have parachuted out off a helicopter with 007
Tough old girl is our Queen

 

[SWP's back]

Swallow your own tongue

Fucking disgraceful **** comment wasn’t it.

 

[i8rags]

Fucking disgraceful **** comment wasn’t it.

Fact

 

[blueish swede]

Boris doesn't have it. Rishi just turned the central heating up to full.

 

[Gabriel]

Punctuation last night, the Queen tonight, just what will pit us at each other’s throats tomorrow? So much for our ‘instinctive compassion to heal.’ :-(

 

[SWP's back]

Punctuation last night, the Queen tonight, just what will pit us at each other’s throats tomorrow? So much for our ‘instinctive compassion to heal.’ :-(

Get fucked n’ all.

 

[BLUEMATT23]

Should we pursue China for damages after all of this is done?

 

[Tim of the Oak]

Boris doesn't have it. Rishi just turned the central heating up to full.

Bono’s in hospital now (for tests) so he’s putting on a good act!

 

[Tim of the Oak]

I’ve not seen the Queen’s speech yet and I will catch up with it later on. She’s one of the truly great Britons.

 

[BLUEMATT23]

Bono’s in hospital now (for tests) so he’s putting on a good act!

Who's Bono?

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Punctuation last night, the Queen tonight, just what will pit us at each other’s throats tomorrow? So much for our ‘instinctive compassion to heal.’ :-(

And so much for the "quiet good humour" she mentioned too. I'm going over to the joke thread to see if it's alive & well there.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Boris in hospital,,BBC breaking

To his detriment he's probably swerved preferential treatment. I know of two people in induced coma at this present time. That may well be what he's staring at right now.

 

[marco]

To his detriment he's probably swerved preferential treatment. I know of two people in induced coma at this present time. That may well be what he staring at right now.

hope the two of them pick up mate,its getting crazy,very worrying times

 

[Rammy Blue]

Who's Bono?

Lead singer of U2

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

hope the two of them pick up mate,its getting crazy,very worrying times

With pneumonia I'm told. Hopefully they'll pull through. Harrowing times for so many families.

 

[meltonblue]

Should we pursue China for damages after all of this is done?

Depends how much you like cans of worms!

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Get fucked

Seems a bit of an overreaction.

 

[domalino]

Should we pursue China for damages after all of this is done?

Oh that sounds great.

How long before they pursue us for damages for the previous 300 years?