In my little reality, no-one 'normal' says they are doing something like that, not to the media. You do it. It gets reported on as a footnote or whatever.
It's just The Trump Show. Everyday, live... coast to coast, and international. 30 minutes of unexpurgated improv performance. Comedy, Millenialist Prophecy, roast the journalist, see your favourite minorities treated with ignorance. There's revivalism, special guest preachers, the lovely Lady Doctor, televangelism and sales pitches. Get the latest medical hot tips. Hydrochlorowassisface. All this, gossip, and Don's special brand of big brags, big name dropping, big fuss. Enemies of Don, watch out! This is all about the big man who can do anything. Well, he's capable of saying literally anything.... 'Anything may happen and probably will'.
And now Boris is a character. That's what friends are for, I guess - using. Also implying your doctors aren't enough, you need something special only my country has.
I mean, you could look at it and just judge that he's either had too much or to little, and the off-switch, the frontal lobes, didn't do their thing and stop it going from his head straight to his penis straight up to the diaphragm and the vocal chords. That'd just be unfortunate.
