Donald Trump

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He's off. Reading a section praising him from the WSJ!

He also waved a swab test ("very sophisticated") and the governors don't know what they have (again, although u to 10% from yesterday's 5%).

Oh, and suddenly remembered to read the name (or the first name) of the WSJ hack.
 
For those who didn't know what a cotton swab looked like...

He seems more intent on the USA beating the rest of the world in something, anything connected to the virus.

Now he's on about arousal, I'm not sure if I've lost the plot or he has.
 
He sounds very nasal and out of breath tonight.

Has he made a point yet, or is he still metaphorically knocking one out over his own self perceived 'tremendous' achievements?

He's misrepresenting what the governors have said they need about testing. Apparently you don't hear 'ventilator' mentioned - that's 3 or 4 days in a row he's said that, and he's off on random repetition and deviation.
 
Its like he filibusters his own pressers haha.

"Beds................beds.....................you know bed's............................are.....are.... beds are important things. Complex things.

Youve got to think. A building. Or tents. For beds."

It's like a kid who has to do a book report but he only knows the title of the book and didn't read any of it.

"Catcher in the Rye... well.. you know Rye. Rye. Rye... Rye... Rye bread.

Ahh bread. I used to like white bread. Brown bread is OK. White bread is good for a sandwich. Sandwiches are beautiful. Beautiful to bring for lunch. I make the most beautiful sandwiches. Some say if I wasn't in school now I'd be selling sandwiches.

Imagine that. Me. Donny Trump. 7 years old making sandwiches. They would probably be sold all around the world. I'd probably have hundreds of thousands turning up at my sandwich shop. But I'd have to turn them away.

Thank you (leaves the room)".
 
He hasn't spoke yet but he's a ****, will talk shit, slag off governors, says he has 10k ventilators and that everything is just beautiful.

He's praised a few governors tonight (like "Andrew" and Gov. Whitmer) -- someone must have shown him his poll numbers.

Beware, the thread's resident meter maid about to come in and ticket you for being wrong.
 
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