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RyanP3609 said:
Its like he filibusters his own pressers haha.

"Beds................beds.....................you know bed's............................are.....are.... beds are important things. Complex things.

Youve got to think. A building. Or tents. For beds."

It's like a kid who has to do a book report but he only knows the title of the book and didn't read any of it.

"Catcher in the Rye... well.. you know Rye. Rye. Rye... Rye... Rye bread.

Ahh bread. I used to like white bread. Brown bread is OK. White bread is good for a sandwich. Sandwiches are beautiful. Beautiful to bring for lunch. I make the most beautiful sandwiches. Some say if I wasn't in school now I'd be selling sandwiches.

Imagine that. Me. Donny Trump. 7 years old making sandwiches. They would probably be sold all around the world. I'd probably have hundreds of thousands turning up at my sandwich shop. But I'd have to turn them away.

Thank you (leaves the room)".
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Tremendous.
 
RyanP3609 said:
Its like he filibusters his own pressers haha.

"Beds................beds.....................you know bed's............................are.....are.... beds are important things. Complex things.

Youve got to think. A building. Or tents. For beds."

It's like a kid who has to do a book report but he only knows the title of the book and didn't read any of it.

"Catcher in the Rye... well.. you know Rye. Rye. Rye... Rye... Rye bread.

Ahh bread. I used to like white bread. Brown bread is OK. White bread is good for a sandwich. Sandwiches are beautiful. Beautiful to bring for lunch. I make the most beautiful sandwiches. Some say if I wasn't in school now I'd be selling sandwiches.

Imagine that. Me. Donny Trump. 7 years old making sandwiches. They would probably be sold all around the world. I'd probably have hundreds of thousands turning up at my sandwich shop. But I'd have to turn them away.

Thank you (leaves the room)".
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Just checking that's a Clarkie. Or do I mean not a Clarkie?
 
DrBlueBob said:
Maybe this entire Trump administration is a Clarkie and we've all fallen for it.
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If you believe a conspiracy theory we are. He's going to being world peace but no one will believe it so someone who faked his own death In the 90's will come back and people will believe them.


It is a ridiculous theory but considering what's going on now. Even Godzilla attacking Washing doesn't seem far fetched!
 
mat said:
If you believe a conspiracy theory we are. He's going to being world peace but no one will believe it so someone who faked his own death In the 90's will come back and people will believe them.


It is a ridiculous theory but considering what's going on now. Even Godzilla attacking Washing doesn't seem far fetched!
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You are correct but..Godzilla can get the fuck away from my laundry.
 
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What has happened to the world(USA)???
 
Vic said:
Just checking that's a Clarkie. Or do I mean not a Clarkie?
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Haha the bit about beds sadly.. is not.

He does it all the time, gets a question thrown at him that he doesn't understand or gives a statement on something way out of his comfort zone and he'll always pick up on one word he knows from the sentence and then run with that, going way off the topic until it just peters out.

Unlike most politicians who can do it with some success, he'll often pick words a child would such as 'bed'.

About a week or so ago he found out the virus had spread to 185 countries in the world and now he mentions that all the time. Its like his new 'fact' he'll wheel out to make him look like he knows what he's talking about.

Look out for it next conference. Might create a Trump bingo and just get smashed watching it.
 
RyanP3609 said:
Haha the bit about beds sadly.. is not.

He does it all the time, gets a question thrown at him that he doesn't understand or gives a statement on something way out of his comfort zone and he'll always pick up on one word he knows from the sentence and then run with that, going way off the topic until it just peters out.

Unlike most politicians who can do it with some success, he'll often pick words a child would such as 'bed'.

About a week or so ago he found out the virus had spread to 185 countries in the world and now he mentions that all the time. Its like his new 'fact' he'll wheel out to make him look like he knows what he's talking about.

Look out for it next conference. Might create a Trump bingo and just get smashed watching it.
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"Not a lot of people know that" generally translates to "I just found out"
 
RyanP3609 said:
Haha the bit about beds sadly.. is not.

He does it all the time, gets a question thrown at him that he doesn't understand or gives a statement on something way out of his comfort zone and he'll always pick up on one word he knows from the sentence and then run with that, going way off the topic until it just peters out.

Unlike most politicians who can do it with some success, he'll often pick words a child would such as 'bed'.

About a week or so ago he found out the virus had spread to 185 countries in the world and now he mentions that all the time. Its like his new 'fact' he'll wheel out to make him look like he knows what he's talking about.

Look out for it next conference. Might create a Trump bingo and just get smashed watching it.
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So I googled trump beds and this explains it. Just advertising again.
https://www.goodbed.com/mattress-line/serta-trump-home/
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
Anyone surprised?

Anyone???????

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I can see Trump flipping this to his advantage, he'll say he did listen to W.H.O but then they got it wrong because they were working with China. Their mistakes caused American deaths and that is why he has suspended funding to W.H.O. Trump will probably add in a Sleepy Joe would have gone along with W.H.O and then where we be comment and to finish it off America has the greatest scientists in the world and we will cure this ourselves. From what I'm seeing online I get the impression he would get chants of USA and MAGA for it. It is scary because nothing has to be true with him.
 
kalouk said:
I can see Trump flipping this to his advantage, he'll say he did listen to W.H.O but then they got it wrong because they were working with China. Their mistakes caused American deaths and that is why he has suspended funding to W.H.O. Trump will probably add in a Sleepy Joe would have gone along with W.H.O and then where we be comment and to finish it off America has the greatest scientists in the world and we will cure this ourselves. From what I'm seeing online I get the impression he would get chants of USA and MAGA for it. It is scary because nothing has to be true with him.
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40% of American voters would rather die than change their minds about him. That group is 100% immovable. I doubt any politician in American history has ever had such a base of committed supporters. It does not matter what he says or does. At all. They will never, ever waver -- ever.
 
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