Donald Trump

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karen7 said:
Ha that will be tomorrow

I know we shouldn't joke every night but i think he is an actor who at some point is going to say gotcha
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Well at least we know if we get it we can just turn to a syringe full of domestos and we'll be good to go.
 
karen7 said:
He hasn't thought it through,he doesn't want people to have a better tan than him ha
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He'd love loads of people as orange as he is.. all wearing similar suits and combover. Maybe get the kids on the sunbeds too, buy them a blond wig and a little suit with American flag badge.

Group them all together at meet ups each summer where they can be read the great Donald's tweets through the years... i just can't think of what they could call them though... er... maybe.. Trump Youths?

(Tongue firmly in cheek here btw just so there's no chance of me being accused of being genuine!)
 
RyanP3609 said:
He'd love loads of people as orange as he is.. all wearing similar suits and combover. Maybe get the kids on the sunbeds too, buy them a blond wig and a little suit with American flag badge.

Group them all together at meet ups each summer where they can be read the great Donald's tweets through the years... i just can't think of what they could call them though... er... maybe.. Trump Youths?

(Tongue firmly in cheek here btw just so there's no chance of me being accused of being genuine!)
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Word on the street is that if he gets re-elected that he will change the national anthem to
Oompa lumpa doompety doo.

who would dare take a knee to that?!
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
Word on the street is that if he gets re-elected that he will change the national anthem to
Oompa lumpa doompety doo.

who would dare take a knee to that?!
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Makes sense, he's Veruca fucking Salt.

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It would be 'funny' if it had no serious consequences...how a 'doctor' cannot say 'Mr President, you are talking crap' is beyond me.

It's just apalling that the guy keeps on giving out what he does and with almost every thought and word espoused from those thoughts demeans such an office as that of the President of the United States of America.

That apology of a man has the power to cause a nuclear war? Which is probably the only thing I've not seen reported by him as a possible cure for this 'plague'. He is without any doubt a walking talking plague on this whole sorry episode. I failed to understand how he could have attracted any support whatsoever when he was first nominated, even less understanding how other, supposedly, rational people can support him for a second term after all of this?
 
Renneronline said:
It would be 'funny' if it had no serious consequences...how a 'doctor' cannot say 'Mr President, you are talking crap' is beyond me.

It's just apalling that the guy keeps on giving out what he does and with almost every thought and word espoused from those thoughts demeans such an office as that of the President of the United States of America.

That apology of a man has the power to cause a nuclear war? Which is probably the only thing I've not seen reported by him as a possible cure for this 'plague'. He is without any doubt a walking talking plague on this whole sorry episode. I failed to understand how he could have attracted any support whatsoever when he was first nominated, even less understanding how other, supposedly, rational people can support him for a second term after all of this?
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Nuclear war might cure the plague you say, well, what have you got to lose. Try it... if you want to. I’m no expert on mass destruction but I’ve heard a lot of good things, great things. Nurse is my dinner ready?
 
journolud said:
Nuclear war might cure the plague you say, well, what have you got to lose. Try it... if you want to. I’m no expert on mass destruction but I’ve heard a lot of good things, great things. Nurse is my dinner ready?
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"New"? "Clear"?

"It must be good .. the best .. perfect. Y'know my uncle was a lecturer in bombs at .. and let me say he was the best. The very best. He taught for longer than A-N-Y-B-O-D-Y in the history of this country."

{points to an empty chair off-screen} "You know it, right".

"But Uncle .. and let me say, he left me no money. Because I didn't need it. My cousins did, I didn't. The news .. the fake news .. they don't tell you that. I didn't need it. But he had good .. {points to head} ... you know what .. and the genes, what can I say. But 'New', 'Clear' that's why it's called that, nobody knew that, nobody."
 
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