COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[BLUEMATT23]

That's the travel industry fucked.

 

[lancs blue]

What about the library and garden centre

Never mind those, what about the barbers?

 

[xgorton]

So from Wednesday you can drive to other destinations,that's what he said,so I can go to my holiday home in Norfolk ?

 

[worsleyweb]

Well that was very well put and as ever he is a magnificent figurehead If you don’t understand it you shouldn’t be allowed out.

 

[sir baconface]

Fair play to him, it was taken in the spirit it was meant.

Yes, he’s clearly a decent lad.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Kinell, what a prick, talk about when the horse has bolted, thanks to us and our two month lock down, he can now check people coming into the country !

Only by air though, only by air.

 

[give it to gordon]

So flying in to the UK you self isolate but if you drive in using euro tunnel you dont .... well that was as clear as mud

 

[kaz7]

Schools from june

Did I miss a football reference?

 

[crazyg]

He put the paper through the door

At Scotland Yard - it's near enough.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Borders.

Bigger enclave than I thought then. Just being nosy btw. Stay safe.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

Never mind those, what about the barbers?

he said get to work !

 

[remember arthur mann]

Clear and concise and without funereal tones- well done Boris.

Well that couldn't have been more clear. I do like Boris Johnson I have to admit

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Take it football is under hospitality due to large numbers of people together in the same place. If it is then that's at least until the beginning of July

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

please

It leaves golf with a bit of a dilemma. "Sport with members of your own household"

 

[Sir peace frog]

That's the travel industry fucked.

something really needs to be done to support the airport workers who have been furloughed(me being one of them)

 

[Tb1981]

Schools from june

Did I miss a football reference?

I think football is so low in the list
If someone came to me in his position and even mentioned football I would tell them to leave

 

[sir baconface]

I find out at 10am in morn when i’ve to ring hr dept, thats if i’ve finished my omelette by then? it’s a big one :-)

Good luck mate. Sorry, I just couldn’t resist a dig. :)

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

It leaves golf with a bit of a dilemma. "Sport with members of your own household"

golf is one big family.

 

[Newman Noggs]

fishing ?

It was clear enough to me ! Wednesday I'm out there. Don't suppose I'll be able to get any maggots though so I'll give the old bread punch a go.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Here is an illustration of his “world leading testing”.
The ONS have been training their survey staff, largely retirees earning a few extra bob, to collect the home test kits from those who had taken them.
The online training appeared thorough and reassuring that they would have all the PPE they would need.
The packs were sent out and on receipt it appears that there are no alcohol wipes and the “dirty box” to put the collected tests in were missing.
It turns out despite training reassurances they are not being given alcohol wipes, and if they want them will have to source them themselves.
Further the swabs used to get nose and throat samples are too long for the phials they are to be put in and need to be broken in two by the testee to fit.
At the end of the day the samples collected are to be driven to a famous burger company’s car park in the city centre and handed over to a man in a large van.
I have this from the horse’s mouth.
It is utterly staggering and shows just how ill prepared this shower of shit are.