No Comebacks

[flyer]

You've got a free punch at anybody with no comebacks at all

Mine would be Russel Brand partly for being a greasy twat and partly for what he did to Andrew Sachs. In fact I dislike the **** so much, a couple of thousand free punches wouldn't be enough to square my circle

 

[Bill Walker]

Kim from North Korea.
Killed and tortured thousands of people.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Kim from North Korea.
Killed and tortured thousands of people.

Similar to the Kim from US except without the killing. The torture was there though although in a different way

 

[mat]

Michael Gove.

Smarmy looking tosser.

 

[idahoblues]

I prefer a proper fight

 

[BlueHammer85]

Trump

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'd have to resort to tossing a coin and see which side it came down on - heads, Eamonn Holmes, tails, Eamonn Holmes.

 

[JULES]

tony blair, I`d go for a right uppercut to the bollocks, that might shut the fucker up.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

On the 1st page and I`m already spoilt for choice.


Football = Messi Lingard.
Football writer = Miguel Delaney.
English politics = Michael Gove.
American politics = Donald Trump.
TV presenters = Eamonn Holmes.
Anybody called Custis.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Lineker or Owen Jones.

 

[andyhinch]

Ric hasn’t got the bandwidth to accommodate my list.

 

[Banshee]

Bagsy first swing at Katie Hopkins

 

[Bill Walker]

Prince Andrew.

 

[peoffrey]

I’d say Corbyn but the poor old fool has suffered enough.

I’ve always wanted to see someone KO Simon Cowell.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

I’d say Corbyn but the poor old fool has suffered enough.

I’ve always wanted to see someone KO Simon Cowell.

I had the same dilemma re Corbyn. He’s just an old fool and I know I’d feel bad after. John McDonnell though, I’d enjoy sticking one on him.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Anybody who plays for or supports utd

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Laura Kuenesberg. Although violence to women is reprehensible.

I'd just settle for itching powder down her knickers. But then again, she's already an irritating ****

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Danny mills the weasel bastard

 

[gazinho]

Corden, bellend

 

[Northernstorirs]

Alastair Campbell

I'm not standing up for our govt but the daft tw*t has the cheek to accuse Boris of mass murder after he supported an illegal war, sexed up a dossier and allowed Dr Kelly to take the blame which led to his apparent "suicide".