Liverpool thread 2019/20

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waspish said:
Liverpool are good at stopping the media reporting anything negative about them so we will never know if it’s true or not! Now if it was Kdb it be front page back page and links of him if to the scousers.
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Liverpool suspend contract talks because large wages don't look good in the media.

https://www.telegraaf.nl/sport/2139828771/onderhandelingen-van-dijk-en-liverpool-opgeschort

Liverpool has suspended negotiations with Virgil van Dijk for a new 'super contract' for a longer period of time.


British media reported on Friday morning that Van Dijk could earn 11.5 million euros a year if his contract is broken, but during the corona crisis the club does not want to give the impression in any way that extreme salaries are paid.
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Steadfast said:
No they would rather let it be known they intend to pay this contract by furloughing the least paid at their club.
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Furlough furlough
With hope in your heart
And You’ll never walk alone
Unless in the middle of a pandemic...
 
We need to put an inquiry in about his availability and watch as dippers panic and throw money at him !
 
quiet_riot said:
Professional footballer traps ball.


Almost as cringe as the Alexander-Arnold "walk off cockily after kicking a ball into a massive hole"
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Traps ball ?? I thought he tried to trap it , it bounces up hits his knee than he turned and passed it ! Cant see what is special about that other than he missed controlled it to start with.
 
give it to gordon said:
Traps ball ?? I thought he tried to trap it , it bounces up hits his knee than he turned and passed it ! Cant see what is special about that other than he missed controlled it to start with.
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Yes, but he's moved up from a bag of cement to an actual football, with air in it and everyfink.
 
Boris Becker’s Backhand said:
I beat a much higher rated Bulgarian at chess today, his profile picture was LFC badge, he was trash talking at the start.

Small victories.
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Over the last three months the news has been dominated by then interviewing various clever people in their front rooms. All seem to have a huge bookcase behind them full of clever books. Today some dickhead, clever but still a dickhead went to the trouble of going to his wardrobe before the interview started and selecting his bestest li'pool shirt to hang from the bookcase. YCNMIU.

Oh and well done, small victories but important ones.
 
Blue Mist said:
Over the last three months the news has been dominated by then interviewing various clever people in their front rooms. All seem to have a huge bookcase behind them full of clever books. Today some dickhead, clever but still a dickhead went to the trouble of going to his wardrobe before the interview started and selecting his bestest li'pool shirt to hang from the bookcase. YCNMIU.

Oh and well done, small victories but important ones.
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Clocked that.

Looked like it was a "small" size.

More than likely it matches his penis.
 
I caught a short section of the Jeremy Vine show on Radio Two this dinner time, in which he was talking about the return of the Premier League.

He was interviewing some dickhead, who got himself a Champions 2020 tattoo (not like Littlewoods fans to be premature) when they were something like 23 points ahead.

Apparently, he’s had the piss taken out of him left, right and centre.

Serves the fucker right!

He also claimed that it will be the most memorable season ever, though I can think of at least two more memorable.
 
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