United thread 2019/20

[mike1923]

The sight of Maguire man marking his own player as they concede a 96th minute equaliser should be made into a renaissance painting, the clay faced slab headed fucking oaf

 

[SWPISHOME]

The sight of Maguire man marking his own player as they concede a 96th minute equaliser should be made into a renaissance painting, the clay faced slab headed fucking oaf

"You must man mark your own player to confuse the opponent"

Paolo Maldini (1994)

 

[manchester blue]

Ole said it’s the worse time to concede a goal.
No fucking shit!

Not much gets past him is there?

 

[SWPISHOME]

Not much gets past him is there?

So that's what's happening to De Gea! All makes sense now.

 

[Pam]

Poor old Raggies. I bet they couldn't wait for today to arrive. I bet they all lost sleep like 6 year olds on Christmas Eve last night with the anticipation. City were supposed to be out of the CL this morning and Utd were supposed to go third this evening with the added bonus of knowing fifth place would be all they needed to virtually guarantee CL football next season. They were all excited last night, I bet. Rats.

 

[Champions Again Ole Ole]

I think Chelsea are almost assured of top 4 with Leicester and united playing each other last game. A win tomorrow vs Norwich should do it.

Makes for a great last game of the season. If Leicester beat Sheffield United this week, a win against united should be enough with already having a +3 better goal difference and the goal difference in that game counting for double.

Heres hoping.

 

[Pam]

I think Chelsea are almost assured of top 4 with Leicester and united playing each other last game. A win tomorrow vs Norwich should do it.

Makes for a great last game of the season. If Leicester beat Sheffield United this week, a win against united should be enough with already having a +3 better goal difference and the goal difference in that game counting for double.

Heres hoping.

Come on Chavski.

 

[pudge]

I ashamedly forgot about yon twat..

 

[Ribchester]

Quote of the year ..... Maguire.... “ jumps like a corpse “

 

[Proy]

Leicester are in dire form. They’ve picked up just 6 points from a possible 21 since the restart.

The scum haven’t done this themselves, yes they’ve a decent run of form, but it is Leicester who have given them an opportunity and turned this into a 3 horse race.

Chelsea have picked up 15 from a possible 21, so their form is miles better.

If Leicester don’t sort their shit out then the cuñts will do it. I can guarantee if the fixture between them both is pivotal to who finishes in the top 4, Leicester will be totally fucked by the officials.

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

Leicester have bottled the top four big time,they were a cert not long since sadly they’ll finish 5th in my opinion, so hope i’m wrong

 

[Shirley]

Leicester will be missing the big centre back Soyuncu after his red card, I can see the rags running riot :(

 

[pudge]

Leicester will be missing the big centre back Soyuncu after his red card, I can see the rags running riot :(

To be fair, he's been torn a new arsehole by Saka and Solanke.

I imagine Martial etc would have bent him over quite easily.

 

[KCblue]

fancy a jammy draw at Selhurst Thursday night. Zaha 89th minute equalizer

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

All this talk of the resurgence of the rags this year and their brave new world. If they win their remaining games they will be two points better than what they achieved last year. They are supposed to be challenging us and Liverpool for the title when the new season gets underway according to the rag hordes.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

I ashamedly forgot about yon twat..

Did he say "squeakalised"? Brilliant. Is he Phillip Schofield's lovechild? Not sure if that's biologically possible but the similarity is uncanny to me.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

All this talk of the resurgence of the rags this year and their brave new world. If they win their remaining games they will be two points better than what they achieved last year. They are supposed to be challenging us and Liverpool for the title when the new season gets underway according to the rag hordes.

13 points behind us in an awful season where we've lost 9. He haven't lost that many since we finished 4th in 15/16. And they still finished behind us then. Although only on goal difference that time.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

13 points behind us in an awful season where we've lost 9.

i don’t trust the rags to pick up maximum points in these last few games. Specially if it’s all to play for on the last day, I do expect penalty specialist John Moss to be parachuted in to help the cause.

 

[its a Barm]

Can't see the rags not getting top 4 and do you know what i really don't care.

 

[doobyedoobye]

West Ham fighting for survival plus Leicester potentially still in the running for CL....