United thread 2019/20

[red 2 hats]

BNS Comps (@BnsComps) Tweeted:
Harry Maguire Vs Chelsea

He was signed as a ball playing centre half.
He's now a ballbag playing centre half.

 

[Manchester1894]

At least for us, getting knocked out doesn't feel as bad, due to recent successes, but that must be galling knowing you've fallen flat on the big occasion knowing the final is most likely in the bag. Hope their nerves are frayed against West Ham. Really want Leicester to dig out a miracle next week but cannot see it at all.

Unfortunately I think they still have better chance at winning the UEFA than 4th place. But they'll most likely get both unless Wolves/Inter can stop them in Europe. Poor line-up this year.

 

[waspish]

De Gea at fault for two goals and an own goal by the world’s most expensive defender Harry, and I thought we were shit vs Arsenal, feeling better already.

£375k a week until 2023 for De Gea, wonderful stuff, those rags sure know how to overpay. His decline has been something else. Now they're stuck with him.

Yep and Sanchez on 500k a week for the next 2 seasons or Rashford in 300k Pogba getting a new contract of 400k they love throwing the money around.

 

[Marvin]

Utd should be aiming to beat West Ham by 3 clear goals. That means that they could then go to Leicester and lose by 1 goal and still qualify. Anything less and a Leicester 1-0 win sees Leicester 4th.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Always good to see the plastic, prawn sandwich munching cnuts get a slap in the face, oh and de donut thief is a blue hahaha

 

[Rammyblues]

Scum

 

[blue cigar]

BNS Comps (@BnsComps) Tweeted:
Harry Maguire Vs Chelsea

Can you imagine Maguire and Phil Jones paired at centre half? Fucking hell, I'd probably pay to watch that

 

[Stoned Rose]

I take it these ****s are still "in transition".

7 years now.

Must be a record.

 

[Claytop]

 

[mat]

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I take it these ****s are still "in transition".

7 years now.

Must be a record.

The Sagrada Familia cathedral in Barcelona will be completed quicker than this transition.

 

[Keeper!]

BNS Comps (@BnsComps) Tweeted:
Harry Maguire Vs Chelsea

 

[hertsblue]

Bellingham signs for Dortmund despite Utd giving him a tour of their training ground (probably one of the reasons as nothing but gym safety mats down for them to practice diving) and Ferguson there to meet him, which shows he is still around the place pulling the strings with paperboy pretending to be in charge.

So, Snubbed again :)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Pogba getting a new contract of 400k they love throwing the money around.

Is that right? I hadn't noticed that, but fuck me £400 grand a week?
I'd get shot of the posing, ambling wanker, but if the Rags are that daft,
well, carry on I say.

 

[Nails]

He clips him - that's quite clear. Not worthy of the dramatics, but he was clipped.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Bellingham signs for Dortmund despite Utd giving him a tour of their training ground (probably one of the reasons as nothing but gym safety mats down for them to practice diving) and Ferguson there to meet him, which shows he is still around the place pulling the strings with paperboy pretending to be in charge.

So, Snubbed again :)

Didn't want him anyway

 

[Ancient Citizen]

The Sagrada Familia cathedral in Barcelona will be completed quicker than this transition.

Caitlin Jenner didn't take that fucking long.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bellingham signs for Dortmund despite Utd giving him a tour of their training ground (probably one of the reasons as nothing but gym safety mats down for them to practice diving) and Ferguson there to meet him, which shows he is still around the place pulling the strings with paperboy pretending to be in charge.

So, Snubbed again :)

SSN were running with the "didn't want him anyway" narrative earlier.

Snigger.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

SSN were running with the "didn't want him anyway" narrative earlier.

Snigger.

They don’t want Paul Pogba, he doesn’t want them but they are giving him a contract extension, Work that one out. Mind boggling.

 

[KentBlue]

Bellingham signs for Dortmund despite Utd giving him a tour of their training ground (probably one of the reasons as nothing but gym safety mats down for them to practice diving) and Ferguson there to meet him, which shows he is still around the place pulling the strings with paperboy pretending to be in charge.

So, Snubbed again :)

I've thought for a long time the Pisscan isn't retired, that's why the rent boy won't take the car park space because it's already occupied by the despot.