United thread 2019/20

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I've thought for a long time the Pisscan isn't retired, that's why the rent boy won't take the car park space because it's already occupied by the despot.

was that despot or pisspot?

 

[mat]

SSN were running with the "didn't want him anyway" narrative earlier.

Snigger.

"Were getting Sancho from them anyway..."

 

[Gray]

"Were getting Sancho from them anyway..."

Our owner should buy Dortmund, then all this young talent would be ours anyway.

 

[mat]

Our owner should buy Dortmund, then all this young talent would be ours anyway.

Imagine the piss boiling if CFG bought a Bundesliga club.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Our owner should buy Dortmund, then all this young talent would be ours anyway.

Then turn it into a City Megastore

 

[Vienna_70]

BBC’s Phil McNulty laying into the alpaca

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53467353

He’s not even the best ‘keeper in Manchester!

 

[Vienna_70]

Imagine the piss boiling if CFG bought a Bundesliga club.

I’d love CFG to buy 1860, and turn them into the best team in Munich.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

BBC’s Phil McNulty laying into the alpaca

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53467353

He’s not even the best ‘keeper in Manchester!

He's not even the best keeper in Stretford.

 

[Gray]

He's not even the best keeper in Stretford.

Is the correct answer.

 

[sir baconface]

BNS Comps (@BnsComps) Tweeted:
Harry Maguire Vs Chelsea

I’m struggling to work out what sport he’s playing.

 

[BlueFurn]

I’m struggling to work out what sport he’s playing.

He is too.
Dodged a big one there.

 

[bluemanchester]

BNS Comps (@BnsComps) Tweeted:
Harry Maguire Vs Chelsea

Its always difficult to tell how good a player is on these you tube clips.;)

 

[BlueFurn]

Its always difficult to tell how good a player is on these you tube clips.;)

True. but perhaps not in his case...

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

BBC’s Phil McNulty laying into the alpaca

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53467353

He’s not even the best ‘keeper in Manchester!

Fairly sure he has used that 3 years ago too. The daft woman.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Can you imagine Maguire and Phil Jones paired at centre half? Fucking hell, I'd probably pay to watch that

As if 'Disasterclass from Macguire' wasn’t disparaging enough, once Van der Vaart wades in it's brutal.
https://www.givemesport.com/1584361...3-chelsea-turned-into-disasterclass-video?amp

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

BT sport currently asking "why despite 19 games unbeaten is de gea's confidence shot?"
Maybe because he knows what's in front of him. Double Whammy Harry.

 

[Bluekiwi]

I heard he got a hand to it, fumbled it and dropped it on the floor..!

Why, was it in a brown envelope?

 

[Bluekiwi]

WOW...that's utterly ridiculous. His new contract is for how many years I wonder...haha...they'll never be able to get rid of him and nobody is gonna buy him.

I think it is until at least the end of the 2023 season

 

[Cambo]

I’d love CFG to buy 1860, and turn them into the best team in Munich.[/

I’d love CFG to buy 1860, and turn them into the best team in Munich.

Yes, the true Munich team...nice colour strip too. Since CFG started investing in other clubs, I have wanted this.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Rename 1860 to Buyer Munich 1860, and watch the Bayern lot implode.