United thread 2019/20

[Blueboy73]

I would love to know how much they had to give Sanchez to sign a non disclosure .

Free piano lessons for life maybe :)

 

[laserblue]

Chemical Ali. Plays for Spurs now, I believe.

Chemical Ali was the bad bastard who organised the nerve gas attacks on Iraqi Kurds.

The dickhead Minister of Information was sarcastically nicknamed Comical Ali because of all the hilarious and totally transparent bullshit he came out with.

 

[Vienna_70]

Being reported the scum cuunts were after Ake before we signed him.
So they either didn't want him anyway or maybe they can't bully players into joining them anymore?

The lure of Señor Guardiola is very strong.

 

[Vienna_70]

Put the TV on this morning to see that they won 7-1 last night against a bunch of part timer, then a realised this was the aggregate score over the 2 legs.
This is the first time i have ever seen a result reported in this way, usually it is the score form the individual game and then the aggregate score in brackets below.

I guess 2-1 at home to a bunch of sheep farmers doesn't look good especially with the comparable costs of each squad.

I bet that wasn’t mentioned, though?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Remember the Remembrance Sunday Derby when we beat them 3-1. Sanchez came on with 20 minutes to go and touched the ball TWICE. And one of them was from the kick off after Gundogan scored!

 

[Kippax77]

Remember the Remembrance Sunday Derby when we beat them 3-1. Sanchez came on with 20 minutes to go and touched the ball TWICE. And one of them was from the kick off after Gundogan scored!

I read somewhere when he first signed that he also received £75,000 appearance fees, so by my reckoning he earned £122,600 for those 20 minutes
in a derby defeat......what a u$hited leg end

 

[Maly]

Remember the Remembrance Sunday Derby when we beat them 3-1. Sanchez came on with 20 minutes to go and touched the ball TWICE. And one of them was from the kick off after Gundogan scored!

I seem to remember he had a higher match rating given to him than maybe Walker by one of the papers.....may have been the Guardian? Or maybe my mind’s playing tricks on me?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I seem to remember he had a higher match rating given to him than maybe Walker by one of the papers.....may have been the Guardian? Or maybe my mind’s playing tricks on me?

Jamie Jackson gave him a 7/10 rating and he gave Walker 6/10

 

[CenturyClub]

You're probably right however nobody will know for sure until the next set of accounts are published.
The truth will come out but it will be brushed under the carpet.
Meanwhile the brain dead lemmings will be under the impression that 3 planks is some kind of genius for getting rid of Piano Man.

Would the payout be recorded on the next set of accounts?

I am sure accounts have picked up manager payoffs before.

 

[CenturyClub]

Now I know I'm a FOC but what the fuck is "drip"

It is what the kids on twitter say nowadays.

Insufferable to say the least.