On the third morning after the event my mood begins to lighten, smiling at your ridiculous remarks about 'beige comments on MOTD on a Saturday night.' Dearie me where do you get that from? The Observer?
I had a weird dream last night. I made a remark that Saturdays defeat was no laughing matter and was immediately surrounded by toothless sharks smelling blood. Not only toothless but blind as they seemed unable to read what l had posted or failed to understand. This Shark Team going round in circles led by the expert twitter man Benji Mendi seemed to be looking for the Etihad but werent sure where it was.
Fortunately help was at hand from the unlikely persons of Stan the Dogger, Desperate Dan Roan and various other twatters who like to have a go at City and City fans and off the sharks swam from the Blue Moon Pool to join them leaving me to dream of past City glory and future success.