It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[JASR]

The fact that literally everyone is ruling themselves out suggests that there's only one place he's going and they knows it

I think Accrington Stanley will come in for a late bid.

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

Ederson

Walker Kouilibaly Laporte Mendy

Sterling Aouar KDB Ferran

Messi

Aguero

Subs from Steffen, Fernandinho, Ake, Cancello, Rodri, Gundy, Mahrez, Foden, Jesus, Bernardo

I don't think Aouar is happening at this rate

 

[JJB07]

Might be nothing but Cessna private jet C25A descending towards Manchester from Barcelona

 

[Daz_Blue]

Might be nothing but Cessna private jet C25A descending towards Manchester from Barcelona

Its Messi's interior designer to start work on his 2 up 2 down on Moston Lane

 

[Lemon7277]

I'm bored with it all now... didn't want him anyway

 

[SebastianBlue]

8 minutes without and update. It must be all off

I read this as...

“8 minutes without an update. It must fall off”

...and thought you just need to use better jelly and take a break every now and then.

 

[Gumzy97]

I dont think we will sign a LB been on the Bournemouth forum, Ake apparently is a really good LB so pep might play him there.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Might be nothing but Cessna private jet C25A descending towards Manchester from Barcelona

Do you see any midget inside?

 

[Paladin]

ready the fucking thread, same to others asking questions that have already been answered, read the fucking thread, gets on my tits when people need to know stuff but cant be bothered, its like queue jumping.

i do it myself and i get annoyed at me :)

Absolutely. It's like Groundhog Day.

 

[SINCS]

Might be nothing but Cessna private jet C25A descending towards Manchester from Barcelona

He’s heard the curry mile had a spare table for ‘eat out to help out’ Monday night

 

[citytill1die84]

I don't think Aouar is happening at this rate

Unless we sell i can't see it either.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I'm bored with it all now... didn't want him anyway

Rag.

 

[bumbleblue]

Might be nothing but Cessna private jet C25A descending towards Manchester from Barcelona

Ferran nipping back for some barms, a pie and an eccles cake, to start the cultural revolution.

 

[CWMCFC]

I don't think Aouar is happening at this rate

Definitely won’t be.

We’re already going to be one player too many going if there are no departures and Messi signs - Foden and Bernardo will have to be permanent CM fixtures, otherwise we’ll have 6 wingers.

 

[nmc]

Just imagine this squad depth next season. Mind-blowing.

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Mahrez had better up his game... poor sod is going to get even more abuse in the matchday forum when he starts instead of Messi.

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

Definitely won’t be.

We’re already going to be one player too many going if there are no departures and Messi signs - Foden and Bernardo will have to be permanent CM fixtures, otherwise we’ll have 6 wingers.

This season will be compact so the more players the merrier I suggest, but yeah with the number of links to him dropping below zero and the fact we have so many other players who can play there it'll be very unlikely that he plays for us.

 

[Wembley99]

Might be nothing but Cessna private jet C25A descending towards Manchester from Barcelona

There was rumours of a jet coming today with Messi or his dad on board

 

[nmc]

Never mind messi,who puts custard in profiteroles ? Asda do,the dirty bastards,i was settled down to eat them and read this thread,tastes like snail spunk

Hope it is not a sign

Carry on

Curious to know how you are so readily acquainted with the taste of snail spunk... then again...

 

[JJB07]

Landed now

 

[Keeper!]

Do you see any midget inside?

A Cessna? It's Lionel for god sake, he's doesn't do Cessna's.