Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[Messi38]

Amusing when he broke into the Rag team and they were rating the new youngster from the academy and he was 24 !!!

Lol yeah I know. I remember when they were talking about Jonny Evans and how he'd be great one day and centre backls don't get good til they're 30. Absolute clowns.

They still hold out hope AWB will magically be able to attack in the future, lol. If you have no technique at 23 you won't have it at 29 either.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I'll raise you Dan Roan.

He’s past the bellend comparison,
and more in to the “people I’d like to slowly pull out the teeth and nails from”.

 

[CBD]

Not read whole thread so don't know if he's already been nominated but Andy Hinchcliffe for me....total fuckin wanker....

Agree his commentary is crap/dull and his fake outrage at Bernies tweet was the sign of a true bell end

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Colin Wanker

 

[jimharri]

Lingard , how a human being can make so much money with so little talent is quite astonishing he is on a par with that knobhead lottery winner Michael Carroll although he does have an I.Q. larger than Lingard

See the thread title?

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Lingard , how a human being can make so much money with so little talent is quite astonishing he is on a par with that knobhead lottery winner Michael Carroll although he does have an I.Q. larger than Lingard

If the rags were the Bash Street Kids, Lingard would be Smiffy.

 

[mat]

Alan Pardew
David Pleat
Sol Campbell
David Speedie

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I don't hate Hinchcliffe but he hates Everton for some reason.

Out of our ex-players, Michael Branch is an absolute scumbag. So is Darron Gibson the drunk driver.

 

[The Future is Blue]

I don't get the love-in for Harry Redknapp really.....acts like Arthur Daley most of the time and the nation seemed to take him to their hearts just because he said he liked Jam Roly Poly in the jungle!

 

[mccity]

Does Gerogie Bingham count?

 

[mat]

I don't get the love-in for Harry Redknapp really.....acts like Arthur Daley most of the time and the nation seemed to take him to their hearts just because he said he liked Jam Roly Poly in the jungle!

Used his "personality" to stop the council building houses a few miles from his home last year.

Acts like the working class cockernee wideboy when really he's a selfish,corrupt ,money grabbing ****.

 

[MarsLlama]

I'd like to nominate Sean Dyche, who seems to absolutely despise football and everything about it.

 

[Aba452]

Dan Roan
Alan Smith
Honest Harry
Glenda
Martin Tyler
Ian Darke
Gary Lineker

Are all absolute Class A thundercunts to a man!

The difficulty I've found is that the 2 Red Cheeks of the same arse have produced a disproportionate amount of loathsome reptiles.

Otherwise

Slur
Stanley Victor
Camel gob
Robertson
Van horse face
Bingo
Paddy mcdrunkard
Maureen
Family man
Ginger pig
Mcminimum
Fletch
Kelly Dogleash
Carra
Fatboy
Law
Beglin
Parry
Riley
Alty
Fatty

....I could go on!

 

[MarsLlama]

Yeah he's fake as anything that True Geordie. And aye, being big doesn't make anyone more hard. You get the feeling he'd be tired after throwing a few punches anyway. Ranger is a professional athlete and would handle TG fine.

I know a girl who claims she hooked up with True Geordie...

No shit.

 

[Hoghead]

I'd like to nominate Sean Dyche, who seems to absolutely despise football and everything about it.

Yup, he is number 1 of the current crop.
I'd put Maureen a close 2nd.

 

[Messi38]

I know a girl who claims she hooked up with True Geordie...

No shit.

Apparently he boasts about his sexual conquests

 

[LongsightM13]

Used his "personality" to stop the council building houses a few miles from his home last year.

Acts like the working class cockernee wideboy when really he's a selfish,corrupt ,money grabbing ****.

Exactly, greedy and corrupt to the core. The mind boggles how bad the CPS were to let him get off that tax fraud trial.
Now evicting homeless and vulnerable people for financial gain

Why is Harry Redknapp turning a Bournemouth homeless shelter into flats?

Vulnerable people facing eviction raise new questions about football’s fraught relationship with wealth.

www.newstatesman.com

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I can't believe the 350k per week pisstaking frog eyed waster, aka Mesut Ozil hasn't been mentioned.

 

[Blueboy73]

Dan Roan
Alan Smith
Honest Harry
Glenda
Martin Tyler
Ian Darke
Gary Lineker

Are all absolute Class A thundercunts to a man!

The difficulty I've found is that the 2 Red Cheeks of the same arse have produced a disproportionate amount of loathsome reptiles.

Otherwise

Slur
Stanley Victor
Camel gob
Robertson
Van horse face
Bingo
Paddy mcdrunkard
Maureen
Family man
Ginger pig
Mcminimum
Fletch
Kelly Dogleash
Carra
Fatboy
Law
Beglin
Parry
Riley
Alty
Fatty

....I could go on!

You've done well to narrow it down to that hall of shame.
I would have included the snide Gill and Edwards the cubicle voyeur but it's so hard to choose a shortlist from such a huge pool of sub-human pond life.

 

[DaveyG]

I can't believe the 350k per week pisstaking frog eyed waster, aka Mesut Ozil hasn't been mentioned.

Arsenals fault for giving him such a large contract + after they screwed him over when he wouldnt take a pay deduction as it wouldnt save the furloughed staff, I cant blame him for milking them for every penny