United thread 2020/21

[Zubrman]

I am pretty sure that you really mean Robertsons. Formerly based in sunny Droylsden, not too far from The Etihad.

That's Hartley relevant at the moment.

 

[Akira]

They aren't a completely sh*t side, but defo punching above their weight. Even their win against Burnley wasn't that convincing.

We'll see when they face the Dippers.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

They've spent millions on players to unlock the haircut, looks like a brown envelope has finally done it

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

It's amazing how far they have slipped since Bacon Face was there. Going from expecting to win the PL every season to celebrating just being top of the table. How the mighty have fallen!

 

[Jordie]

Dour 0-0 with a couple of reds and a couple of injuries (nothing too serious of course) will do lovely this weekend.

Fuck that! Nothing less than some Al Quaeda involvement will do me.

Can I say that?

 

[Cornish_Blue]

They aren't a completely sh*t side, but defo punching above their weight. Even their win against Burnley wasn't that convincing.

We'll see when they face the Dippers.

It’s going to be a difficult choice for VAR and PiGMOL. Game of the diving cheats.

 

[Zubrman]

Fuck that! Nothing less than some Al Quaeda involvement will do me.

Can I say that?

Some raised eyebrows at GCHQ a few minutes ago....

 

[Kippax77]

Image if the rags "somehow" won the league.
What would their season review dvd play out like,
"Wow what an amazing deflection" and "stunning penalty earned by (take you pick)" etc etc.
What an amazing style of football England's champions play.
Fuck right off it ain't going to happen

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

That's Hartley relevant at the moment.

What is it with people always trying to jam cheap gags into every thread?

 

[bennyboy]

They've spent millions on players to unlock the haircut, looks like a brown envelope has finally done it

Transfer window opened.Couple of weeks left to he goes back to type.

 

[LongsightM13]

Interesting that the penalties have dried up since Klopp called it out...

 

[Vienna_70]

5 Live have dragged Schmeicel on now discussing rags going top like it’s big news!!! FFS!!!

That's just fucking pathetic!

 

[Vienna_70]

I am pretty sure that you really mean Robertsons. Formerly based in sunny Droylsden, not too far from The Etihad.

The Robertsons were very good friends with the owners of Dyson's Mineral Water, ancestors of Mrs Vienna.

 

[old blue]

What is it with people always trying to jam cheap gags into every thread?

Some of them sent Chivers down my spine.

 

[manclad]

The Robertsons were very good friends with the owners of Dyson's Mineral Water, ancestors of Mrs Vienna.

Never heard of Dyson's Mineral Water. Are they a now defunct company or were they taken over/amalgamated by another company?

 

[Vienna_70]

Never heard of Dyson's Mineral Water. Are they a now defunct company or were they taken over/amalgamated by another company?

They had factories in Ardwick and Longsight, but went out of business in around 1910, Mrs Vienna thinks.

We have some of their glass bottles here.

 

[Jordie]

Some raised eyebrows at GCHQ a few minutes ago....

Fuck, I never thought about that.

Closing the curtains now.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Image if the rags "somehow" won the league.
What would their season review dvd play out like,
"Wow what an amazing deflection" and "stunning penalty earned by (take you pick)" etc etc.
What an amazing style of football England's champions play.
Fuck right off it ain't going to happen

You missed out 'What a great diving header by the ref at the far post for the 3rd.'

 

[Saddleworth2]

Did you see the performance when Pogbad scored his deflected goal. That dance he did with Bailey? the two of them should be charged with crimes against humanity. Never seen anything quite as cringeworth.

 

[Kippax77]

You missed out 'What a great diving header by the ref at the far post for the 3rd.'

Or the first team in istree to score a goal after the final whistle