United thread 2020/21

[remember arthur mann]

Shitbags, not top of the league now are they !

 

[Aba452]

I will also have another bet, all 3 of the players mentioned will end up with far more Premier League titles than Splinter.

Pernandes aka Splinter!! Absofuckinglutely pant Wettingly funny mate!!!

POTM/MgrOTM mean f*ck all at the end of the season particularly if we are successful. Its frustrating that Dave and Sergio and all the the other stars past and present haven't had the accolades they richly deserved. The good thing is that they know how much we value our players and managers.

 

[Vienna_70]

Shitbags not top of the league now, are they !

They could be third tomorrow, at least for a couple of hours.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Luke Shaw had a "starring role" against the dippers according to the BBC. Or maybe they just misspelled roll.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Pernandes aka Splinter!! Absofuckinglutely pant Wettingly funny mate!!!

POTM/MgrOTM mean f*ck all at the end of the season particularly if we are successful. Its frustrating that Dave and Sergio and all the the other stars past and present haven't had the accolades they richly deserved. The good thing is that they know how much we value our players and managers.

I think you spelled sphincter wrong when referring to that diving thumb sucking arse hole.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Luke Shaw had a "starring role" against the dippers according to the BBC. Or maybe they just misspelled roll.

Starring roll, can you get them in Greggs? Luke is the go to man on their products.

 

[jrb]

“You don’t come from Manchester!”

Note the highlighted cities. Lol!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Luke Shaw had a "starring role" against the dippers according to the BBC. Or maybe they just misspelled roll.

Ha brilliant :-)
Also talk of an England call up although Eddie Jones already has a couple of quality loose head props.

 

[Horlocksleftpeg]

Saw a stat this morning that McTominay has the longest run of fouls in the prem without picking up a booking....has made 33 fouls since his last yellow! Imagine the confidence it gives you knowing you can kick the opposition without reprimand?

I’d love to know who is 2nd in the list and can’t imagine they’d be on any more than half that amount of fouls.

 

[The Future is Blue]

Saw a stat this morning that McTominay has the longest run of fouls in the prem without picking up a booking....has made 33 fouls since his last yellow! Imagine the confidence it gives you knowing you can kick the opposition without reprimand?

I’d love to know who is 2nd in the list and can’t imagine they’d be on any more than half that amount of fouls.

Top ten is McTominay, Fernandes, Matic, Fred, Rashford, Slabhead, Lindeflop, Shaw, Wank Bissaka and Pogbad!

 

[Horlocksleftpeg]

Top ten is McTominay, Fernandes, Matic, Fred, Rashford, Slabhead, Lindeflop, Shaw, Wank Bissaka and Pogbad!

Wouldn’t surprise me!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Does anyone have that picture of a City baby laughing and a rag baby crying?
Have two friends (blue and a rag) with birthdays tomorrow!
Only one i find on Google images is the other way round

Edit found it. Thanks to everyone who helped....... :/

 

[Grassland Blue]

Saw a stat this morning that McTominay has the longest run of fouls in the prem without picking up a booking....has made 33 fouls since his last yellow! Imagine the confidence it gives you knowing you can kick the opposition without reprimand?

I’d love to know who is 2nd in the list and can’t imagine they’d be on any more than half that amount of fouls.

He's probably taken over frol Scholes as a 'clumsy' tackler...

 

[Sid C]

Saw a stat this morning that McTominay has the longest run of fouls in the prem without picking up a booking....has made 33 fouls since his last yellow! Imagine the confidence it gives you knowing you can kick the opposition without reprimand?

I’d love to know who is 2nd in the list and can’t imagine they’d be on any more than half that amount of fouls.

If you can’t play football what’s the best option.

The’ll get found out. Again.

 

[oakiecokie]

I hate the twat but fucking hell what a goal from Pogba.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I hate the twat but fucking hell what a goal from Pogba.

Was a good strike but ffs the Fulham defence parted like the Red Sea.

 

[Indaparkside]

I hate the twat but fucking hell what a goal from Pogba.

Didn’t see it don’t watch the rag cunts no interest

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Great goal by Pogba

 

[Zubrman]

Great goal by Pogba

Well he's got to do one in his career I suppose.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Not seen it, binned the TV at 1-1 but #ole apparently said he could have had a red before.

What does concern me is how it'll be reported if indeed it was a decent goal. The Burnley deflection was described as world class FFS.