United thread 2020/21

[Deleted member 77198]

Saw Fernandes for what he is when we beat them at the swamp.
Fernandinho did him early on and he screamed like a little kid in the playground at primary school.
Crying to the ref while Ferny just stared at him and laughed.
The rat faced little shit didn't want to know after that.
I can't stand Scholes as he's another snidey twat but he's sussed out that over hyped little rat.

Scholes is probably finds the media’s bigging up of Fernandes to the level of “biggest impact at United since Cantona”/“biggest ever impact on the Premier League” as disrespectful to players he played with and against.

 

[Goater=Legend]

Flat track bully that Fernando's. Once again gone missing, I forgot he was playing in the second half

 

[Kippax77]

The scum have so many players that you just don’t like!

Mainly ugly cheating snidey shitbag ones

 

[Chak19]

The scum have so many players that you just don’t like!

Wan Bissaka and Lindelof are the only guys who I can stand from that team.

 

[waspish]

Mainly ugly cheating snidey shitbag ones

Mainly ugly cheating snidey shitbag ones

Oh and a convicted thug.

 

[Blueboy73]

Scholes is probably finds the media’s bigging up of Fernandes to the level of “biggest impact at United since Cantona”/“biggest ever impact on the Premier League” as disrespectful to players he played with and against.

To be fair he's right.
It's just refreshing and surprising that there's a Rag cheerleader not blowing smoke up his over hyped, over rated arse.
I would have expected someone like Keane to call him out rather than Scholes though.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

Some still wish we were as fast as them & had their winning mentality....beats the shit out of me....

 

[CBD]

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Looking at the old cunts nose he has more than 2.1% alcohol in him

 

[Maly]

Some still wish we were as fast as them & had their winning mentality....beats the shit out of me....

So you wouldn’t want Daniel ‘fast runner but shit at football’ James at City?

Why ever not?

Or what about Sir Marcus ‘run in straight lines’ Rushforward?

 

[Maly]

Wan Bissaka and Lindelof are the only guys who I can stand from that team.

Is that cos they make you laugh when you watch them play?

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

A compilation of all his dives and snidey unpunished fouls would run a longer duration than the SSN POTY propaganda video shown for Bruno today.

 

[Maly]

Paul Scholes; “Bruno Fernandes, forget his goals and assists in other games, against the other big teams, 5 games, he’s done nothing, he’s not good enough”!

United have scored 1 goal in 5 games and had no wins against the other “Big 6” so far this season.

In all fairness he wasn’t on the pitch against us in either of the games

 

[RadcliffeRick]

So you wouldn’t want Daniel ‘fast runner but shit at football’ James at City?

Why ever not?

Or what about Sir Marcus ‘run in straight lines’ Rushforward?

I would have Rashford at City, he could do the catering for the end of season party

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[ancoats]

I would have Rashford at City, he could do the catering for the end of season party

and kids could go free

 

[Maly]

I would have Rashford at City, he could do the catering for the end of season party

Fucking genius mate. Proper made me laugh :)

 

[Blueboy73]

Is that cos they make you laugh when you watch them play?

For comedy value you can't beat Phil the Face.
We've got a #saveourole thread, maybe we need a #bringbackphiltheface thread too?
He's been missing far too long.

 

[Chak19]

Is that cos they make you laugh when you watch them play?

No it's because they don't really act like cunts on the pitch, as for the laughing Maguire has got that covered.

 

[Maly]

For comedy value you can't beat Phil the Face.
We've got a #saveourole thread, maybe we need a #bringbackphiltheface thread too?
He's been missing far too long.

 

[Maly]

No it's because they don't really act like cunts on the pitch, as for the laughing Maguire has got that covered.

Fair enough. I find Lindelof hilarious to watch. Struggling to think of a prem defender worse than him?