United thread 2020/21

[worsleyweb]

How shit is degea these days!

 

[Badensbluemoon]

Pep sack watch thread on Red Cafe makes me eyes bleed. Some of the most delusional nonsense you’re ever likely to read. They’re off their tits on that forum.

Still pains them that Pep is at Citeh!!

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Either you win the league because you inherit a bunch of players who you manage to make great, in which case you are just lucky that you inherited a great team. Either that or you buy in new players and make them into a great team, in which case he's a chequebook manager.

Not sure how they expect him to build a winning team if he's not allowed to start with any players, or buy any players? It's almost as if they are full of shit and change the narrative whenever it suits them...

Two things. All you have to do is look at Peps managerial record, that will shut up any fucker doubting him. If they’re still convinced he’s a ‘fraud’, then just say there’s no other manager in football that has the power to choose to manage any club he wants to. One poster replied to someone who suggested that and said he was lucky. Fucking bonkers.

How shit is degea these days!

Always been overrated. Called it years ago on here. The media built him up to be some sort of superhuman that never let goals in. Hart was as good as him and I used to get laughed at for suggesting it.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

My favourite bit is slabhead putting his hand up for offside on the last goal when he's had a perfect look of it the whole way and knows that he was the only player keeping everyone onside the whole time.

 

[argyle]

3:24:42. Shame Howson wasn't there. But that City bashing Rag that's always sniffing True Geordies arse on the kickoff was.

I don't understand these watch along things but that's funny.

Would be even better if during their séance at the end the screen turned grey and you hear..."Hello darkness my old friend..."

 

[Vienna_70]

So, the rags are two points behind the leaders, having played two games more

Even with all the help they’re receiving from the PL and the officials, they’re unable to keep astride with their more illustrious neighbours.

 

[Big-P]

Called it years ago on here. The media built him up to be some sort of superhuman that never let goals in. Hart was as good as him and I used to get laughed at for suggesting it.

All De Gea did to build that reputation was making shots that went STRAIGHT at him look like world class saves. Always been crap. But they’re so desperate to have the best that they built him up. Like they’re doing with Fernandes now, because they’re desperate for an equal of KdB!

 

[SWPISHOME]

How shit is degea these days!

De Gea has always been shit he was never a good keeper, From when he first arrived to now he hasn't improved. Constantly letting in scruffy goals and making mistakes. Then went through a period of which United's goal got peppered most games they would concede goals and he would still have to make numerous saves in a game which he obviously stood out more because he had to do the most work hence why he had something like 3 or 4 player of the seasons in a row.

So happy he didnt move to Madrid :)

 

[Northblue]

We’ve won 1 out of the last 6 at the Etihad against them. Even when completely outplayed they seem to get a result at our place.

There’s a few scores to settle for us in the coming games!

It’s a sign

 

[pudge]

I imagine Dean and Mason will be doing their matches from now on for the foreseeable future

 

[rabby]

All De Gea did to build that reputation was making shots that went STRAIGHT at him look like world class saves. Always been crap. But they’re so desperate to have the best that they built him up. Like they’re doing with Fernandes now, because they’re desperate for an equal of KdB!

If you were to compile a list of 100 top goalkeeper fuck-ups the doughnut thief would probably have about 10 entries in it.
Struggling to think of another keeper with so many blunders in the last half dozen years.

 

[Hoghead]

The donut thief, stealing a living

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Saw an interview with a young Brit who has qualified for the Aussie Open. Francesca Jones, I think she was called. She only has 4 toes on 1 foot and 3 on the other. Also, only has 4 digits on each hand. Now I should be full of admiration but she had to spoiil it by coming out with how she is a life long rag & OGS is the bestest manager in world football. Hope she gets stuffed 1st round.

I saw that. You can hear the producer thinking it was gold to get her to shoehorn in some rags comment on the day they could go joint top. ;)

 

[Ted_Bovis]

It was part of the Manchester purification program of 1910.

Think it’s called ‘ragocide’ but the human rights activists don’t like us using that term.

 

[oakiecokie]

Is he really, didn't sound Manc'

What possesses someone to follow a Club 100 odd miles from home when there are 2 perfectly good clubs in your own city.

Bet he loves Robin Hood though,

After that result I`ve now got a fucking throbbin` hood !!!

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I would

I think I already have.

 

[goalmole]

"It's bad to say things like that" but I'll say it anyway.

**** of the highest order.

 

[oakiecokie]

Must admit this made me laugh from Rag Cafe :

We have the lowest defensive IQ I’ve ever seen. An so weak both physically and mentally.

An someone please bloody glue Maguire's fringe to his forehead! Cos I’m sick of every time the camera cuts to him, he’s fixing his hair!

 

[1.618034]

Wank.

 

[eyalluvitt]

We need invesTment in defenders to be fair .....

I'm forced to play our 82 million pound Greek attacker at centre half