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I wish I had been born a week prematurely so that I could hate the scummy twats a week longer than I already do. In fact if I ever get told that I have a week left to live I fully intend to defy medical science by living a week longer so that I can make it a fortnight more of hating the scumbags. Luckily growing up in Ordsall hasn’t made me truly bitter towards the scum.
 
Vienna_70 said:
So who would he displace from our starting XI?

Kevin? No.
Phil? No.
Ilkay? No.
Bernardo? No.

All four are better than that ugly, diving fucking cheat, and we’re better off without him.
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At the time we were looking at him, it was as a replacement for Dave I believe. It was around the time gundo wasn't really having an impact in the 8 and Bernardo had dropped off a cliff, foden wasn't as close to the 11 as he is now. He would have improved us, but we adapted and have probably improved more because we didn't get him tbf.
 
shevtheblue said:
At the time we were looking at him, it was as a replacement for Dave I believe. It was around the time gundo wasn't really having an impact in the 8 and Bernardo had dropped off a cliff, foden wasn't as close to the 11 as he is now. He would have improved us, but we adapted and have probably improved more because we didn't get him tbf.
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I never knew that we were looking at him.

No wonder we didn’t buy him; it’s enough to put anyone off.
 
How can ref’s who have been previously conned by the cheating shite still continue to allow themselves to be conned?

Human nature says ‘That will not happen again, I’ll make sure I’m not done again’ but they still let it happen.

Weird.
 
Fernandes is obviously a very good player, it’d be churlish to suggest otherwise. Miles ahead of anyone else in their squad. He’s an absolute prick though. Every time I see him I can’t help but feel that somewhere in rural Portugal there’s a village missing its idiot.
 
Ric said:
Fernandes is obviously a very good player, it’d be churlish to suggest otherwise. Miles ahead of anyone else in their squad. He’s an absolute prick though. Every time I see him I can’t help but feel that somewhere in rural Portugal there’s a village missing its idiot.
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He is excellent but I wonder how long he can carry them before he eventually gets beaten down by the perpetual underperforming like the rest of them.

Pogba was very good when he arrived, Maguire started very brightly. They always seem to fade eventually and get afflicted by the same malaise as the rest of the dressing room.
 
The Future’s Blue! said:
How can ref’s who have been previously conned by the cheating shite still continue to allow themselves to be conned?

Human nature says ‘That will not happen again, I’ll make sure I’m not done again’ but they still let it happen.

Weird.
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You make the mistake of using conned, they're not conned the vast majority of the time the dive is to facilitate the fix.
 
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Looking more like a Toxteth landlord to me Joe.
 
Vienna_70 said:
I never knew that we were looking at him.

No wonder we didn’t buy him; it’s enough to put anyone off.
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Yeah, we get linked with so many players it's impossible to tell the real stories from the ones given to 'journalists' by their 'sources'.
I'm sure we look at plenty of players and like we did with this snide cheating waste of skin decide there are better players and options out there.
 
laserblue said:
The rags failing in the Champions League and dropping into the Europa League as a consolation for being shite is like school sports day when they used to have a losers' race between the fat kid, the weedy kid, the asthmatic kid, the kid with bottle bottom glasses and the kid with the built up shoe who all got knocked out of the real race.
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Fuck off. I was in that race.
 
Akira said:
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Married man drives 400 miles to meet Facebook woman... only to discover it's a hoax set up by rival football fans

A married Manchester United supporter drove 400 miles for what he thought was going to be an affair with a woman he met on the internet - only to discover it was a hoax by Liverpool fans.
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Unsurprisingly a Rag :D
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All 3 of them come across as knob heads... however for him to say driving to Manchester wouldn’t have been as bad!! He lost his fucking marriage the crank over this!! Fuck me, some people.
 
Lads, you have got to get into the faces of any rags you know , if they had what we've got with this team and set up with Pep and Khaldoon & co it would be unbearable. Do not let any of these vermin gobsites get away with it you got to take the piss at every opportunity text , videos , Facebook phone calls at work , just like they used to with us .
Do not let them get away with it if things ever change in years to come you will regret not giving it out , milk it every time and do not stop 24/7 .
 
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