Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

"Yes (insert name), that's a very important question which I will totally ignore and say I'm brilliant at getting everyone vaxxed so quickly"
 
PM asked how he can say that lifting the lockdown will be “irreversible” and that it will definitely be the last.

“I can’t guarantee that it’s going to be irreversible but the intention is that it should be irreversible”

Lockdown part IV by June...
 
mat said:
PM asked how he can say that lifting the lockdown will be “irreversible” and that it will definitely be the last.

“I can’t guarantee that it’s going to be irreversible but the intention is that it should be irreversible”

Lockdown part IV by June...
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Lockdown IV will be met with all the enthusiasm Jaws IV was..............
 
mat said:
PM asked how he can say that lifting the lockdown will be “irreversible” and that it will definitely be the last.

“I can’t guarantee that it’s going to be irreversible but the intention is that it should be irreversible”

Lockdown part IV by June...
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Like the Pope (as reported many decades ago in "That was the Week that Was")...

"The Pope last week said he was not infallible. Today he announced he'd made a mistake and he was infallible."
 
It was quite interesting just now - invited to do a YouGuv poll on Johnson - never happened before. When you answer you get the running total and he is massively criticised, thought to have performed badly by a big majority and is not trusted and isn't taking the UK down the right path. However when YouGuv publish at the end of the week I bet its all reversed - its like its fixed
 
bluethrunthru said:
It was quite interesting just now - invited to do a YouGuv poll on Johnson - never happened before. When you answer you get the running total and he is massively criticised, thought to have performed badly by a big majority and is not trusted and isn't taking the UK down the right path. However when YouGuv publish at the end of the week I bet its all reversed - its like its fixed
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Must wear red.
 
So it would appear that Stanley Johnson .... who's 79 years of age with no underlying health conditions has now received his second jab and is currently enjoying the sun whilst staying in his villa at Paltsi Pelion.






Proving that with the Tories ''Its not what you know .... it's who you know''
 
That twat Johnson is a ****
At Eton he was the runt

As he grew up at school
It was obvious he was a fool

Off to Oxford then he went
In the Bullingdon club his time was spent

Waving cash in front of the poor
Pissing on restaurant floors

He got a job writing lies
Said the EU had banned meat pies

Got sacked for telling tall stories
The man he lacked all mores

Joined the Tories for a laugh
Since then he hasn't had a bath

Loved by the right wing crazies
He has proved to be lazy

If it moves he shagged it
Father now to ten kids

He then became PM
Tories celebrated by Big Ben

What a tosspot he has been
Even lied to the Queen

Covid came He went camping
Ignored the threat He was glamping

Now we have thousands dead
All of them on that cunts head.
 
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