United thread 2020/21

[abu13]

Still no mention of Lindelof assault last night.

Totally reckless to headbutt an opponents knee like that.

 

[give it to gordon]

Still no mention of Lindelof assault last night.

Bloody hell guess he easnt sent off but booked at least ....that was terrible red card all day long, clearly dangerous play could have seriously hurt the player.

 

[Kippax77]

Have they got the "we love you Zlatan our legend" T-shirts going to press yet?

I asked a rag in work today why they treat him like some cult like God figure.
He said "cos he won 2 trophies for us and he's hard as fuck".
Right i said, "so i assume 1 of those trophies was that tin pot cup as you call it, which we win every year?
And secondly can i call Fabian Delph a city legend, as he's hard and won that trophy 3 times with us, oh and 2 Prem titles and a FA Cup"
Starred at me bog eyed for a second and then shuffled off.

It took nearly an hour but sure enough back it came...20 times 20 times man utd...
i calmly replied "but that wasn't the question"

More bog eyes another shuffle and a disappearing act for the afternoon.
Its so very hard to converse with a rag

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

'Zlatan' mmmmm i might be wrong but i'm pretty sure this was the 1st of the cringey cheesy arse lickin 1st name terms used by our pathetic media......fuckin 'Trent'...'Bruno' & bastard 'Bobby' have since followed(any more?)....notice how they only do it for 2 clubs & no one else.....

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Have they got the "we love you Zlatan our legend" T-shirts going to press yet?

I asked a rag in work today why they treat him like some cult like God figure.
He said "cos he won 2 trophies for us and he's hard as fuck".
Right i said, "so i assume 1 of those trophies was that tin pot cup as you call it, which we win every year?
And secondly can i call Fabian Delph a city legend, as he's hard and won that trophy 3 times with us, oh and 2 Prem titles and a FA Cup"
Starred at me bog eyed for a second and then shuffled off.

It took nearly an hour but sure enough back it came...20 times 20 times man utd...
i calmly replied "but that wasn't the question"

More bog eyes another shuffle and a disappearing act for the afternoon.
Its so very hard to converse with a rag

You should be paid double.

 

[Mike Cledford]

West Brom

Thanks..
Any idea when? Were we in our usual half stand behind the goal? I can't place it and lve been to most games at West Brom. It looks cleaner than I remember

 

[LongsightM13]

Have they got the "we love you Zlatan our legend" T-shirts going to press yet?

I asked a rag in work today why they treat him like some cult like God figure.
He said "cos he won 2 trophies for us and he's hard as fuck".
Right i said, "so i assume 1 of those trophies was that tin pot cup as you call it, which we win every year?
And secondly can i call Fabian Delph a city legend, as he's hard and won that trophy 3 times with us, oh and 2 Prem titles and a FA Cup"
Starred at me bog eyed for a second and then shuffled off.

It took nearly an hour but sure enough back it came...20 times 20 times man utd...
i calmly replied "but that wasn't the question"

More bog eyes another shuffle and a disappearing act for the afternoon.
Its so very hard to converse with a rag

Hahaha ‘hard as fuck’. Why do these freaks they all think they’re hard men?

 

[Mike Cledford]

'Zlatan' mmmmm i might be wrong but i'm pretty sure this was the 1st of the cringey cheesy arse lickin 1st name terms used by our pathetic media......fuckin 'Trent'...'Bruno' & bastard 'Bobby' have since followed(any more?)....notice how they only do it for 2 clubs & no one else.....

'Trent' bugs me in every way.

 

[PhdWave]

It took nearly an hour but sure enough back it came...20 times 20 times man utd...

Lmao...

 

[Kippax77]

Hahaha ‘hard as fuck’. Why do these freaks they all think they’re hard men?

I also couldn't stand that chant "we're man utd we do what we want"
Remember them spilling onto the pitch away at Hull when they scored late on in one of the 1st away games under Maureen, singing that.
My foot nearly went through the TV

 

[LongsightM13]

I also couldn't stand that chant "we're man utd we do what we want"
Remember them spilling onto the pitch away at Hull when they scored late on in one of the 1st away games under Maureen, singing that.
My foot nearly went through the TV

They must have really “wanted” to finish sixth then

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Thanks..
Any idea when? Were we in our usual half stand behind the goal? I can't place it and lve been to most games at West Brom. It looks cleaner than I remember

In the last couple of years. I'm racking my brains exactly when. I was looking for myself in the clip but being a short-arse can't find myself. I usually stand in front of the TV screens

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Quite enjoy West Brom. Drive down, easy parking, rapid exit (once you've done the lap of the ground).

 

[hertsblue]

How is that not a red and a long ban!!??

Usual Rags officiating. Williams should have been sent off also, on a yellow and a late foul, certain yellow card but nothing from the ref so just the usual game where they have spineless officials and avoid 2 nailed on sendings off

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Have they got the "we love you Zlatan our legend" T-shirts going to press yet?

I asked a rag in work today why they treat him like some cult like God figure.
He said "cos he won 2 trophies for us and he's hard as fuck".
Right i said, "so i assume 1 of those trophies was that tin pot cup as you call it, which we win every year?
And secondly can i call Fabian Delph a city legend, as he's hard and won that trophy 3 times with us, oh and 2 Prem titles and a FA Cup"
Starred at me bog eyed for a second and then shuffled off.

It took nearly an hour but sure enough back it came...20 times 20 times man utd...
i calmly replied "but that wasn't the question"

More bog eyes another shuffle and a disappearing act for the afternoon.
Its so very hard to converse with a rag

Fuckin strange bunch sorry you have to deal with that

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The Rags trying to make the Thursday cup relevant , a 40 year old hasbeen returning who played a few games for them because he wanted a final pay day , i dont know who are more desperate the Rags or our media , comical

 

[deano ou812]

The Rags trying to make the Thursday cup relevant , a 40 year old hasbeen returning who played a few games for them because he wanted a final pay day , i dont know who are more desperate the Rags or our media , comical

Both ..

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Spent big - players have regressed.

 

[N1985]

You reckon Matic is marking Ibrahimovic then?

Be like two slugs trying to shag each other

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

The Rags trying to make the Thursday cup relevant , a 40 year old hasbeen returning who played a few games for them because he wanted a final pay day , i dont know who are more desperate the Rags or our media , comical

Plus the fact the deluded rag paperboy said “it feels like champions league tie” tinpot thur night game it is & remains, leave the big boy stuff to us