United thread 2020/21

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Ubiquitous said:
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So next weekend is the derby, the match I want to win more than any other game. It doesn't matter the context of the season: beating United during the match and in the league table is always the most important thing to me, everything else is secondary.

I've mentioned before about how some city fans on here have very short memories and seem to think that Liverpool are now our big rivals, and that Liverpool's fans are the worst. Nonsense. I'm old enough to still bear the scars of going through my entire school life surrounded by gloating Rags; never being able to celebrate even once beating them in all my time at school. I was in sixth form when we beat them in 2003! And the next eight or so years weren't pretty either (thank fuck for Pep at Barca as they could easily have added another two CL's in that time).

The United fans are the worst fans, and will always be the worst. That's because their football club is the most vulgar and arrogant club in the country. The fans follow the club, and are a reflection on its conduct.

The only reason some city fans have forgotten how bad the rags are, is because we've put them in their fucking box well and truly in the last decade or so. Certainly post-Fergie. We've given them literal scraps of things to be happy about whilst they have wallowed in a timeline that, if you could go to 2008 and informed a Rag about, they wouldn't possibly have believed you.

But their fans' masks have slipped at time, especially this season. Lots of them crawling out of the woodwork, all over the place. You know the type because every single one of you reading this post will have encountered dozens, hundreds maybe thousands of such rags during your lifetime. The slip of the mask when United were doing well at times this season was a very useful reminder for how horrible a lot their fanbase are.

And one day the roles will reverse again. It might not seem possible to us right now as we look down from our 13 point pedestal, but one day Pep will leave, a manager will come in who isn't quite as strong and United will sort their shit out and put a sustained run together over several seasons. They will win the league again, and we need to mentally prepare for that as fans.

Because the day when the rags crawl out of the woodwork, the day when I don't want to go to work on Monday to face the Rags, I want to be able to look back and know deep-down that in the good days (no, the GREAT days) that I made the most of it. That I celebrated the amazing position that our football club is in and the unprecedented standard of football on display. I have not let myself down by stooping to the levels of the Rags fans in their glory days. I know they are scumbags (some excepted), but I don't allow myself to become one in return, even in the moment now at the panicle of our power. I will hold my head up high in this possible future and know that I was there (COVID excepted) to see my team win each and every trophy that I never thought possible when I was getting the shit ripped out of me yet again by the scumbag rags at school. And that I conducted myself well, and that no one can take that away from me.

If ever you see a blue saying Liverpool are our main rivals, or that Liverpool fans are the worst, it is your job to challenge them and put them straight. It is your job to refer back to the Fergie days and give a lesson on who truly are the worst fans, the most vulgar corporation and why they deserve nothing but our eternal contempt.

I don't want us to just beat United, I want us to humiliate them. I want us to completely outplay and outclass them from start to finish. If we win 5-0 I will still be disappointed it's not 6-0. And if it's 6-0, I'll demand 7-0. Let's hope that this time next Sunday we have yet another incredible performance to put in the memory banks to cherish and look back upon when the wheel has turned 180 and we're instead looking up instead of down.

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jimharri said:
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Rags might as well be Celtic.
 
Ubiquitous said:
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

So next weekend is the derby, the match I want to win more than any other game. It doesn't matter the context of the season: beating United during the match and in the league table is always the most important thing to me, everything else is secondary.

I've mentioned before about how some city fans on here have very short memories and seem to think that Liverpool are now our big rivals, and that Liverpool's fans are the worst. Nonsense. I'm old enough to still bear the scars of going through my entire school life surrounded by gloating Rags; never being able to celebrate even once beating them in all my time at school. I was in sixth form when we beat them in 2003! And the next eight or so years weren't pretty either (thank fuck for Pep at Barca as they could easily have added another two CL's in that time).

The United fans are the worst fans, and will always be the worst. That's because their football club is the most vulgar and arrogant club in the country. The fans follow the club, and are a reflection on its conduct.

The only reason some city fans have forgotten how bad the rags are, is because we've put them in their fucking box well and truly in the last decade or so. Certainly post-Fergie. We've given them literal scraps of things to be happy about whilst they have wallowed in a timeline that, if you could go to 2008 and informed a Rag about, they wouldn't possibly have believed you.

But their fans' masks have slipped at time, especially this season. Lots of them crawling out of the woodwork, all over the place. You know the type because every single one of you reading this post will have encountered dozens, hundreds maybe thousands of such rags during your lifetime. The slip of the mask when United were doing well at times this season was a very useful reminder for how horrible a lot their fanbase are.

And one day the roles will reverse again. It might not seem possible to us right now as we look down from our 13 point pedestal, but one day Pep will leave, a manager will come in who isn't quite as strong and United will sort their shit out and put a sustained run together over several seasons. They will win the league again, and we need to mentally prepare for that as fans.

Because the day when the rags crawl out of the woodwork, the day when I don't want to go to work on Monday to face the Rags, I want to be able to look back and know deep-down that in the good days (no, the GREAT days) that I made the most of it. That I celebrated the amazing position that our football club is in and the unprecedented standard of football on display. I have not let myself down by stooping to the levels of the Rags fans in their glory days. I know they are scumbags (some excepted), but I don't allow myself to become one in return, even in the moment now at the panicle of our power. I will hold my head up high in this possible future and know that I was there (COVID excepted) to see my team win each and every trophy that I never thought possible when I was getting the shit ripped out of me yet again by the scumbag rags at school. And that I conducted myself well, and that no one can take that away from me.

If ever you see a blue saying Liverpool are our main rivals, or that Liverpool fans are the worst, it is your job to challenge them and put them straight. It is your job to refer back to the Fergie days and give a lesson on who truly are the worst fans, the most vulgar corporation and why they deserve nothing but our eternal contempt.

I don't want us to just beat United, I want us to humiliate them. I want us to completely outplay and outclass them from start to finish. If we win 5-0 I will still be disappointed it's not 6-0. And if it's 6-0, I'll demand 7-0. Let's hope that this time next Sunday we have yet another incredible performance to put in the memory banks to cherish and look back upon when the wheel has turned 180 and we're instead looking up instead of down.

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Thanks lad. Fucking great post. I agree with nearly every word apart from the little caveat 'i know they are scumbags (some excepted)'.

In my opinion there are no exceptions, every fucking last one of them is a cünt. Absolutely no fucking exceptions.

You are right, far too many Blues with short memories.
 
malg said:
Thanks lad. Fucking great post. I agree with nearly every word apart from the little caveat 'i know they are scumbags (some excepted)'.

In my opinion there are no exceptions, every fucking last one of them are cünts. Absolutely no fucking exceptions.

You are right, far too many Blues with short memories.
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Please Chelsea fuck these up tomorrow. I want them out of the CL places come the end of the season, the rags have a difficult set of fixtures coming up, imagine the hilarity as they plummet down the league.
 
Ubiquitous said:
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

So next weekend is the derby, the match I want to win more than any other game. It doesn't matter the context of the season: beating United during the match and in the league table is always the most important thing to me, everything else is secondary.

I've mentioned before about how some city fans on here have very short memories and seem to think that Liverpool are now our big rivals, and that Liverpool's fans are the worst. Nonsense. I'm old enough to still bear the scars of going through my entire school life surrounded by gloating Rags; never being able to celebrate even once beating them in all my time at school. I was in sixth form when we beat them in 2003! And the next eight or so years weren't pretty either (thank fuck for Pep at Barca as they could easily have added another two CL's in that time).

The United fans are the worst fans, and will always be the worst. That's because their football club is the most vulgar and arrogant club in the country. The fans follow the club, and are a reflection on its conduct.

The only reason some city fans have forgotten how bad the rags are, is because we've put them in their fucking box well and truly in the last decade or so. Certainly post-Fergie. We've given them literal scraps of things to be happy about whilst they have wallowed in a timeline that, if you could go to 2008 and informed a Rag about, they wouldn't possibly have believed you.

But their fans' masks have slipped at time, especially this season. Lots of them crawling out of the woodwork, all over the place. You know the type because every single one of you reading this post will have encountered dozens, hundreds maybe thousands of such rags during your lifetime. The slip of the mask when United were doing well at times this season was a very useful reminder for how horrible a lot their fanbase are.

And one day the roles will reverse again. It might not seem possible to us right now as we look down from our 13 point pedestal, but one day Pep will leave, a manager will come in who isn't quite as strong and United will sort their shit out and put a sustained run together over several seasons. They will win the league again, and we need to mentally prepare for that as fans.

Because the day when the rags crawl out of the woodwork, the day when I don't want to go to work on Monday to face the Rags, I want to be able to look back and know deep-down that in the good days (no, the GREAT days) that I made the most of it. That I celebrated the amazing position that our football club is in and the unprecedented standard of football on display. I have not let myself down by stooping to the levels of the Rags fans in their glory days. I know they are scumbags (some excepted), but I don't allow myself to become one in return, even in the moment now at the panicle of our power. I will hold my head up high in this possible future and know that I was there (COVID excepted) to see my team win each and every trophy that I never thought possible when I was getting the shit ripped out of me yet again by the scumbag rags at school. And that I conducted myself well, and that no one can take that away from me.

If ever you see a blue saying Liverpool are our main rivals, or that Liverpool fans are the worst, it is your job to challenge them and put them straight. It is your job to refer back to the Fergie days and give a lesson on who truly are the worst fans, the most vulgar corporation and why they deserve nothing but our eternal contempt.

I don't want us to just beat United, I want us to humiliate them. I want us to completely outplay and outclass them from start to finish. If we win 5-0 I will still be disappointed it's not 6-0. And if it's 6-0, I'll demand 7-0. Let's hope that this time next Sunday we have yet another incredible performance to put in the memory banks to cherish and look back upon when the wheel has turned 180 and we're instead looking up instead of down.

BLUE MOON
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Good post. Excellent point about being mentally prepared for future years where the tables are turned.

But for me there’s no separating United and Liverpool fans. Definitely two cheeks of the same arse. Two sets of unrivalled insufferable cunts.

I work with four Liverpool fans, believe it or not, and they’re as bad as Rags in every way you can imagine... worse in some. I think they’re even more deluded than Rags can be, they live with their heads in the clouds more than Rags, but the Rags are a nastier bunch of cunts.

Both of them as are insecure as each other n’all. Anything positive about City that ever comes up, both sets of fans have to say something about it negatively, belittle City, boast about their club, and tell us how their achievements are better.

United will always be our biggest rivals though, there’s no doubting that.
 
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johnevans said:
Correctamundo!

And not only this, on top of what they have spent unwisely, had the Glazers not creamed off more than a billion notes from The Red Filth's earnings over the past decade, the various managers they've had (including Ferguson) would have had plenty of extra moolah to spend on strengthening and improving their squad depth. They would be over the hill and out of sight of the rest of Europe's elite chasing to keep up with them in the race for trophies and glory, absolutely no question.

But, fortunately, the Glazers' dubious business model via The Bahamas and Wall Street has undermined the position of financial strength The Red Filth had not only built up but were adding to. The result has been to let The Sheik and City/CFG develop into their worst nightmare.

Oh dear. What a pity. Never mind. As 'Prestwich Blue' might sum it up succinctly.. 'F*ck 'em..'
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Or more likely, they would have just wasted another billion on an overpriced load of shit.
 
Ubiquitous said:
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

So next weekend is the derby, the match I want to win more than any other game. It doesn't matter the context of the season: beating United during the match and in the league table is always the most important thing to me, everything else is secondary.

I've mentioned before about how some city fans on here have very short memories and seem to think that Liverpool are now our big rivals, and that Liverpool's fans are the worst. Nonsense. I'm old enough to still bear the scars of going through my entire school life surrounded by gloating Rags; never being able to celebrate even once beating them in all my time at school. I was in sixth form when we beat them in 2003! And the next eight or so years weren't pretty either (thank fuck for Pep at Barca as they could easily have added another two CL's in that time).

The United fans are the worst fans, and will always be the worst. That's because their football club is the most vulgar and arrogant club in the country. The fans follow the club, and are a reflection on its conduct.

The only reason some city fans have forgotten how bad the rags are, is because we've put them in their fucking box well and truly in the last decade or so. Certainly post-Fergie. We've given them literal scraps of things to be happy about whilst they have wallowed in a timeline that, if you could go to 2008 and informed a Rag about, they wouldn't possibly have believed you.

But their fans' masks have slipped at time, especially this season. Lots of them crawling out of the woodwork, all over the place. You know the type because every single one of you reading this post will have encountered dozens, hundreds maybe thousands of such rags during your lifetime. The slip of the mask when United were doing well at times this season was a very useful reminder for how horrible a lot their fanbase are.

And one day the roles will reverse again. It might not seem possible to us right now as we look down from our 13 point pedestal, but one day Pep will leave, a manager will come in who isn't quite as strong and United will sort their shit out and put a sustained run together over several seasons. They will win the league again, and we need to mentally prepare for that as fans.

Because the day when the rags crawl out of the woodwork, the day when I don't want to go to work on Monday to face the Rags, I want to be able to look back and know deep-down that in the good days (no, the GREAT days) that I made the most of it. That I celebrated the amazing position that our football club is in and the unprecedented standard of football on display. I have not let myself down by stooping to the levels of the Rags fans in their glory days. I know they are scumbags (some excepted), but I don't allow myself to become one in return, even in the moment now at the panicle of our power. I will hold my head up high in this possible future and know that I was there (COVID excepted) to see my team win each and every trophy that I never thought possible when I was getting the shit ripped out of me yet again by the scumbag rags at school. And that I conducted myself well, and that no one can take that away from me.

If ever you see a blue saying Liverpool are our main rivals, or that Liverpool fans are the worst, it is your job to challenge them and put them straight. It is your job to refer back to the Fergie days and give a lesson on who truly are the worst fans, the most vulgar corporation and why they deserve nothing but our eternal contempt.

I don't want us to just beat United, I want us to humiliate them. I want us to completely outplay and outclass them from start to finish. If we win 5-0 I will still be disappointed it's not 6-0. And if it's 6-0, I'll demand 7-0. Let's hope that this time next Sunday we have yet another incredible performance to put in the memory banks to cherish and look back upon when the wheel has turned 180 and we're instead looking up instead of down.

BLUE MOON
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Bravo sir. Excellent post. I’ll never forget the top tip in Viz that went along the lines of ‘Man United fans, why waste money on expensive replica shirts? Simply strap a giant dildo to your forehead. That way everyone will immediately know where your football allegiances lie.’ Sums them up perfectly.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Good post. Excellent point about being mentally prepared for future years where the tables are turned.

But for me there’s no separating United and Liverpool fans. Definitely two cheeks of the same arse. Two sets of unrivalled insufferable cunts.

I work with four Liverpool fans, believe it or not, and they’re as bad as Rags in every way you can imagine... worse in some. I think they’re even more deluded than Rags can be, they live with their heads in the clouds more than Rags, but the Rags are a nastier bunch of cunts.

Both of them as are insecure as each other n’all. Anything positive about City that ever comes up, both sets of fans have to say something about it negatively, belittle City, boast about their club, and tell us how their achievements are better.

United will always be our biggest rivals though, there’s no doubting that.
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Its a close one but i think the Dippers just edge it,they really are fucked in the head
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Haha they are indeed. Liverpool fans are easily the weirdest set of not-rights on this island.
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I never realised until the 13/14 season just how demented & cult like they were,i've had Utd fans telling me this for years but it never registered because we were nowhere near either of them & i always wanted the dippers to win cos i knew it pissed em off but fuck me they are crackpots...
 
The f***ing, deluded, hypocritical, irony!

Salary cap!!!(United)

I bet the daft Rag tw*t didn't say or post that, if he was old enough, when the Rags under Fergie won the PL title 13 times? And have since and continually paid the highest transfer fees and wages, while racking up a £650mill debt.

Do those daft Rag f*ckers not realise PL (and UEFA) FFP has been running for the best part of 10 years, and was brought in on behalf of the PL (and European) cartel clubs to stifle comepetition, and to keep those cartel clubs at the top.

TBF there are a few Rags who can see the narrative and bullsh*t and know the truth. The rest of the Rag sheep are.......(fill in as appropriate)

Have a laugh via the link.

Sad and desperate Rag Cafe at it's best.

Another boring one horse race​


This will be 6 times in 7 years one team has run away with the league. What a painfully boring league the PL has become.

Should introduce a salary cap of some sort to stop the dominance we’ve seen from the 2 oil clubs over the last 10 years or so.(he means City)

Another boring one horse race

This will be 6 times in 7 years one team has run away with the league. What a painfully boring league the PL has become. Should introduce a salary cap of some sort to stop the dominance we’ve seen from the 2 oil clubs over the last 10 years or so.
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Ubiquitous said:
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

So next weekend is the derby, the match I want to win more than any other game. It doesn't matter the context of the season: beating United during the match and in the league table is always the most important thing to me, everything else is secondary.

I've mentioned before about how some city fans on here have very short memories and seem to think that Liverpool are now our big rivals, and that Liverpool's fans are the worst. Nonsense. I'm old enough to still bear the scars of going through my entire school life surrounded by gloating Rags; never being able to celebrate even once beating them in all my time at school. I was in sixth form when we beat them in 2003! And the next eight or so years weren't pretty either (thank fuck for Pep at Barca as they could easily have added another two CL's in that time).

The United fans are the worst fans, and will always be the worst. That's because their football club is the most vulgar and arrogant club in the country. The fans follow the club, and are a reflection on its conduct.

The only reason some city fans have forgotten how bad the rags are, is because we've put them in their fucking box well and truly in the last decade or so. Certainly post-Fergie. We've given them literal scraps of things to be happy about whilst they have wallowed in a timeline that, if you could go to 2008 and informed a Rag about, they wouldn't possibly have believed you.

But their fans' masks have slipped at time, especially this season. Lots of them crawling out of the woodwork, all over the place. You know the type because every single one of you reading this post will have encountered dozens, hundreds maybe thousands of such rags during your lifetime. The slip of the mask when United were doing well at times this season was a very useful reminder for how horrible a lot their fanbase are.

And one day the roles will reverse again. It might not seem possible to us right now as we look down from our 13 point pedestal, but one day Pep will leave, a manager will come in who isn't quite as strong and United will sort their shit out and put a sustained run together over several seasons. They will win the league again, and we need to mentally prepare for that as fans.

Because the day when the rags crawl out of the woodwork, the day when I don't want to go to work on Monday to face the Rags, I want to be able to look back and know deep-down that in the good days (no, the GREAT days) that I made the most of it. That I celebrated the amazing position that our football club is in and the unprecedented standard of football on display. I have not let myself down by stooping to the levels of the Rags fans in their glory days. I know they are scumbags (some excepted), but I don't allow myself to become one in return, even in the moment now at the panicle of our power. I will hold my head up high in this possible future and know that I was there (COVID excepted) to see my team win each and every trophy that I never thought possible when I was getting the shit ripped out of me yet again by the scumbag rags at school. And that I conducted myself well, and that no one can take that away from me.

If ever you see a blue saying Liverpool are our main rivals, or that Liverpool fans are the worst, it is your job to challenge them and put them straight. It is your job to refer back to the Fergie days and give a lesson on who truly are the worst fans, the most vulgar corporation and why they deserve nothing but our eternal contempt.

I don't want us to just beat United, I want us to humiliate them. I want us to completely outplay and outclass them from start to finish. If we win 5-0 I will still be disappointed it's not 6-0. And if it's 6-0, I'll demand 7-0. Let's hope that this time next Sunday we have yet another incredible performance to put in the memory banks to cherish and look back upon when the wheel has turned 180 and we're instead looking up instead of down.

BLUE MOON
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Looking up at the scum?
Not inmy lifetime mate...
 
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