United thread 2020/21

[jimharri]

On sky bet we are 9/4 to take a penalty they are 11/2
we are 3/1 to score a penalty they are 13/2
we are 10/1 to miss a penalty they are 20/1

They are bigger odds than I thought they'd be

its under the Team header near the bottom of the page

No point us getting a penalty; we'll only miss it. Maybe ask the ref if we can swap it for a throw in.

 

[Vienna_70]

He’s still running the show the paperboy is just a puppet

Mrs Vienna has been saying that ever since the rent boy was appointed.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Imagine. My. Surprise.

So Dunk should be ok then as well, if he is than at least some good would have come out of the rags tantrums.

If he's not it'll be double standards and that would never happen...

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Ibrahimovic set to miss Man Utd tie

AC Milan striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic is set to be ruled out of the Europa League last-16 tie against his former side Manchester United with a left thigh injury.

www.bbc.com

Quell surprise!!

He as quoted as saying "Zlatan is a big fucking pussy".

 

[goalmole]

Yeah well he's French, what do you expect?

Lol

 

[Gingers Dad]

How come there have been no stories of scum players being racially abused on social media today or does that only happen after a defeat rather than yet another boring 0-0 draw. Does anyone know what the record is for highest number of 0-0 draws in a season as this lot must be genuinely in the running for taking this record.

I believe Luke Shaw has been getting pelters on the Weight Watchers forum

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Delusion at it's finest.

Since Ole has taken over United they have had 29 penalties in the league alone. Let that sink. 29 fucking penalties for a team that doesn't have players like Messi, Neymar, Mbappe, Aguero, Lewandowski, Haaland...

Did Barca of Messi, Suarez and Neymar get 29 penalties in 80 odd league games? Not a chance. Did the Centurions get a comparable amount of penalties? Nope. None of the greatest attacking teams over the last decade has been awarded as many penalties as this United team and they have the nerve to complain about referees not giving them more penalties?!? Embarassing.

And when you actually look at the penalties they were awarded, a good 40% of them were, clear as day, dives!

 

[The Earl of Abington]

Rags now saying that that proves that fatboy Slim was telling the truth.

2+2=5.

This could all easily have been cleared up by getting Harry to make a statement to to the FA setting out exactly what the referee said to him and what he then said to Shaw. Sorry, what's that you say?...oh yes.....

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

No point us getting a penalty; we'll only miss it. Maybe ask the ref if we can swap it for a throw in.

I think we are even worse at throw-ins. We seem to concede a lot of possession from them. I think it's one of our very few weak links and some teams have tried to exploit it.

 

[dadnlad]

No point us getting a penalty; we'll only miss it. Maybe ask the ref if we can swap it for a throw in.

and were not very good at them either