In need of a revamp fucking LMAO they have a squad that cost the same as ours!
Slab head £80m
Wank Biscuits £50m
Fred £50m
Poogba £89m
Diving rat £47m
Fatty Shaw £27m
And the millions spunked on Shite; £75m plus Rooney for Lukaku, and Mickyterian (£30m asset) for Sanchez.
About 900 shite centre backs on the books. Like Eric Bailey £30m. Same cost as Ake by the way, who’s used as some sort of measurement of our ‘flamboyant’ wealth.
That fucking winger Amad Dildo who looks fucking shite - 40 FUCKING MILLION EUROS
MARTIAL FUCKING FIFTY SEVEN POINT SIX MILLION FUCKING POUNDS!!!
And we’re supposed to feel sorry for ickle Man YOO?
That Times journalist wants investigating the fucking dipshit.