Suddenly i feel like emigrating to Chad. Been nice knowing you.

Well, that's it. My bags are packed and I'm ready to go. To be honest football has never been that important to me. I just pretend. I'm looking forward to a new life on a new continent. Hopefully with worse broadband than where I currently am, can't see it, but here's hoping.

Adios and thanks for all the laughs.

I have been watching the Netflix show "You" so this message instantly makes me suspicious you are either dead or locked up somewhere, and somebody pretending to be you typed that message
 
I have been watching the Netflix show "You" so this message instantly makes me suspicious you are either dead or locked up somewhere, and somebody pretending to be you typed that message
It's what he would have wanted. By the way, he had fantastic hair. I'm turning it into a wig then heading to a club. So not all bad news.
 
It's what he would have wanted. By the way, he had fantastic hair. I'm turning it into a wig then heading to a club. So not all bad news.
You still here mate? I thought you emigrated to Chad.
See those loveable rogues from Govan tried to make sure we all stay in lockdown for another 6 months yesterday. Worse than the fucking dipper fans.
 
You still here mate? I thought you emigrated to Chad.
See those loveable rogues from Govan tried to make sure we all stay in lockdown for another 6 months yesterday. Worse than the fucking dipper fans.
No they said they had enough greetin faced bastards of their own. I'm taking it up at the Hague and UN. As for Covid, it was a cert they would do that. Just hope for their sake and ours people don't die because of it.
 
Oh you post that now, I've just boarded a plane to join you.
I will visit the valley on my own then, were you just toying around?
You've liked my post and yet no reply, did you clock the word play? Oh and don't say you are too young!!!
 
Well, that's it. My bags are packed and I'm ready to go. To be honest football has never been that important to me. I just pretend. I'm looking forward to a new life on a new continent. Hopefully with worse broadband than where I currently am, can't see it, but here's hoping.

Adios and thanks for all the laughs.
Just get some greasy Square sausage and tatty scones down ya throat yer whinging wet arse Celtic supporting ****; )
 
You've liked my post and yet no reply, did you clock the word play? Oh and don't say you are too young!!!
Certainly not too young. Too stupid? Well, that's another can of spam. You boarded the plane to join me. Can't see connection with the song. Into the valley alone? The only thing that connect dots there, is Into the Valley. Skids. If that's not it, I'm bamboozled and indeed too stupid.

 
Certainly not too young. Too stupid? Well, that's another can of spam. You boarded the plane to join me. Can't see connection with the song. Into the valley alone? The only thing that connect dots there, is Into the Valley. Skids. If that's not it, I'm bamboozled and indeed too stupid.


Oh Magic, how could you, I mean just how could you not get.... Chad..... Valley to help you I even mentioned toys.
What do you mean it was a shit joke? I am offended.
Perhaps you were never allowed toys when you were young.
 
Well, that's it. My bags are packed and I'm ready to go. To be honest football has never been that important to me. I just pretend. I'm looking forward to a new life on a new continent. Hopefully with worse broadband than where I currently am, can't see it, but here's hoping.

Adios and thanks for all the laughs.
Chad, Chaddie, Chadderton? Yer'll have Oldham on yer doorstep. Pack plenty of woollies. It makes Tomintoul feel like the Caribbean.
 
Oh Magic, how could you, I mean just how could you not get.... Chad..... Valley to help you I even mentioned toys.
What do you mean it was a shit joke? I am offended.
Perhaps you were never allowed toys when you were young.
I didn't say it was a shit joke, I did say I was perhaps too stupid to get it. As for toys, I had heard of them, Santa didn't visit us much.
 

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