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How are these twats as high as second? Why aren’t they as shit as in their Moyes days?

Is there any chance Leicester, Chelsea and anyone else can get the fuckers out of a CL spot so they can’t sign Sancho or anyone else good in summer?

It’s got to be down to cheating dives and var that’s got them so many points.
 
Phil the face is a champion! Even if him and the rest of the ugly sisters do get shipped out that ain't going to raise much cash. Unless you're Steve Bruce....

Everyone's saying that the vermin need a centre half. Is that admitting the the slab has the turning circle of the Titanic?

Or that the other defenders they've bought are bobbins?

I salute you Phil Jones man who launched a billion gifs!
 
Semper aggressus said:
How are these twats as high as second? Why aren’t they as shit as in their Moyes days?

Is there any chance Leicester, Chelsea and anyone else can get the fuckers out of a CL spot so they can’t sign Sancho or anyone else good in summer?

It’s got to be down to cheating dives and var that’s got them so many points.
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We've only got ourselves to blame. I agree that they are bang average, and yet we allowed them to come to our place and rolled over for them. We could have completely derailed them at our place, but let them off the hook and now they're defo gonna finish top 4.
 
jrb said:
And in other news.

Mike Keegan, the Rag c*nt, earning his well deserved crust at the Daily United.

United preparing for tours in May

In another one you can file under ‘clubs that do not miss a trick’, Manchester United have written to fans to let them know their Old Trafford-based museum and stadium tours will reopen on May 17.

During the pandemic, staff have created two new exhibitions: ‘On the road to the 1999 Treble’ and ‘The history of the Theatre of Dreams’.
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Is that last bit true?
 
Salford_Blue said:
That was a shocker again yesterday from Kane. Never looked at the ball and was just intent on taking his frustrations out on the kid.
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Got his trademark neck breaker challenge in on Cedric at one point as well. He's going to leave someone brain damaged or in a wheelchair doing that because the refs are afraid to go against the England golden boy. He does it at least once every game so its only a matter of time.
 
mat said:
Luke Shaw was confused when his Chinese fan club wasn't what he expected...
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I heard he got very pissed off on their Asian preseason tour when he couldn't get a 5 in 1 with extra chips and a kebab at the team hotel.
 
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jrb said:
And in other news.

Mike Keegan, the Rag c*nt, earning his well deserved crust at the Daily United.

United preparing for tours in May

In another one you can file under ‘clubs that do not miss a trick’, Manchester United have written to fans to let them know their Old Trafford-based museum and stadium tours will reopen on May 17.

During the pandemic, staff have created two new exhibitions: ‘On the road to the 1999 Treble’ and ‘The history of the Theatre of Dreams’.
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Guess there'll be a feature section on toilets and how they played a part in its naming.

They could even make it an interactive zone - play pin the fake IED on the back of the door/can you find it in time before the kick-off?

Or an immersive experience where you can feel first-hand what it must be like when a pair of eyes slowly appears beneath the gap.
 
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Plays By Sense Of Smell said:
Guess there'll be a feature section on toilets and how they played a part in its naming.

They could even make it an interactive zone - play pin the fake IED on the back of the door/can you find it in time before the kick-off?

Or an immersive experience where you can feel first-hand what it must be like when a pair of eyes slowly appears beneath the gap.
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I'm surprised they've not done a x-rated immersive tour. For another £25 you can have the Martin Edwards experience add on.
 
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jrb said:
And in other news.

Mike Keegan, the Rag c*nt, earning his well deserved crust at the Daily United.

United preparing for tours in May

In another one you can file under ‘clubs that do not miss a trick’, Manchester United have written to fans to let them know their Old Trafford-based museum and stadium tours will reopen on May 17.

During the pandemic, staff have created two new exhibitions: ‘On the road to the 1999 Treble’ and ‘The history of the Theatre of Dreams’.
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Keegan is an Oldham Athletic fan... he is a c*nt though
 
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