Erling Haaland

[ctid83]

He’s going to Madrid
Good luck to him

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

He’s going to Madrid
Good luck to him

Love the optimism

 

[BillyShears]

It's all about the timing, mate...

I'm still in the foreplay planning, setting the scene, a musical décolleté, a few candles.

Build up my strokes, pump up the volume, rip the back doors from it, before the San Antonio morning chill VIP zone.

If Ric wants a stonking It's Quiet thread, I can do that too!

You sound like Txiki two phones.

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

You sound like Txiki two phones.

Only the two? No chance. I imagine him in some underground bunker with all sorts of high tech equipment and computers everywhere just swivelling on his chair with a maniacal laugh

 

[TheThirdDeano]

He’s going to Madrid
Good luck to him

Give me 7 reasons why you believe that.

 

[Rammyblues]

So psg end up with Messi, Sterling and Mahrez. We finish with Haaland, Mbappe and Grealish fuck me that will certainly have the piss on the boil. If only Carlsberg could do our transfers.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

The US forced Saudi to stop being bell ends and of course the UAE followed whatever Saudi told them to do.

Shaves two hours off the flight to South Africa now we can go in their airspace again, which is good.

Can you tell your clients on the golf course we can also do a deal for them on Mbappe?

Two hours, eh?

Think of all those missing whisky sours though?

Think of the cabin crew!

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

You sound like Txiki two phones.

Someone should take that poster handle. Classic.

 

[BAB.DAB]

You sound like Txiki two phones.

And let's hope he plays some 2 tone music videos for a change!

 

[Rammyblues]

We need a quiet thread, way too much information on players to handle in all these different threads.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

And let's hope he plays some 2 tone music videos for a change!

 

[FantasyIreland]

He’s going to Madrid
Good luck to him

You've gone from he's staying at Dortmund to he's going to Bayern.then he's coming here,and now you think he's off to madrid....all in the space of 3 months.

Given youre fucking hopelesss at making your mind up.......Are you a lady?

 

[TonyM]

He's going to Leeds. End thread. BOOM.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Surely city would be a bigger draw than Chelsea at this current time?

It's that "fackin'Larndon fing aint it"
Nice mansion in Richmond on Thames an' all that.

 

[BAB.DAB]

 

[p.taker]

You’re mistaking me for someone else. I‘m not wet behind the ears.
Not that it’s anything to do with you but I’ve read the posts on this topic and previously dismissed them owing to Raiola being in the mix.

If you’re confused about this then you should reread my post as it very clearly wasn’t about ‘we‘. It was a personal missive about ‘me‘ having a dawning realisation and nothing whatsoever to do with how you and your collective think.

You can quite obviously take whatever view that you personally (or you and your collective ‘we’) like to, but please don’t attempt to include me in your group thinking by telling me what ‘we’ should think because when I write from a personal perspective about how I feel about something then I’m not writing as part of your collective and I can dissect whatever I like to come to my own opinions without some dink telling me what ‘we’ should or shouldn’t do.

Do you want to smoke a joint with me, man?

 

[jrb]

On the plus side, at least he won't experience the lack of an atmosphere on CL night at the Etihad.

Get him signed, and he can experience the 'blue kerb' on a CL night at the Etihad next season.

 

[SWP's back]

Can you tell your clients on the golf course we can also do a deal for them on Mbappe?

Two hours, eh?

Think of all those missing whisky sours though?

Think of the cabin crew!

I’m out of this place soon. Replacing deserts with palm trees, golf and semi-retirement. I’ll send some pictures once we’ve moved.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

He's off to Iceland.

Loves their Findus Crispy Pancakes - only the minced beef ones, though.

If they only have Chicken and Ham, he's off to Real Madrid.

 

[FantasyIreland]

He's off to Iceland.

Loves their Findus Crispy Pancakes - only the minced beef ones, though.

On getting home from school,my dear old mum fed us on a constant diet of those things.....i have a genuine hatred for the fuckers now.