Erling Haaland

[ctid83]

He’s going to Madrid
Good luck to him

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

He’s going to Madrid
Good luck to him

Love the optimism

 

[BillyShears]

It's all about the timing, mate...

I'm still in the foreplay planning, setting the scene, a musical décolleté, a few candles.

Build up my strokes, pump up the volume, rip the back doors from it, before the San Antonio morning chill VIP zone.

If Ric wants a stonking It's Quiet thread, I can do that too!

You sound like Txiki two phones.

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

You sound like Txiki two phones.

Only the two? No chance. I imagine him in some underground bunker with all sorts of high tech equipment and computers everywhere just swivelling on his chair with a maniacal laugh

 

[TheThirdDeano]

He’s going to Madrid
Good luck to him

Give me 7 reasons why you believe that.

 

[Rammyblues]

So psg end up with Messi, Sterling and Mahrez. We finish with Haaland, Mbappe and Grealish fuck me that will certainly have the piss on the boil. If only Carlsberg could do our transfers.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

The US forced Saudi to stop being bell ends and of course the UAE followed whatever Saudi told them to do.

Shaves two hours off the flight to South Africa now we can go in their airspace again, which is good.

Can you tell your clients on the golf course we can also do a deal for them on Mbappe?

Two hours, eh?

Think of all those missing whisky sours though?

Think of the cabin crew!

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

You sound like Txiki two phones.

Someone should take that poster handle. Classic.

 

[BAB.DAB]

You sound like Txiki two phones.

And let's hope he plays some 2 tone music videos for a change!

 

[Rammyblues]

We need a quiet thread, way too much information on players to handle in all these different threads.