United thread 2020/21

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

OH MY DAYS

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Tell him 1974 called. They want their pettiness back.

 

[CC1]

Ideally tomorrow they both start kicking the shit out of each other, games gets abandoned and both get docked points.

nah. They’d both blame us which would lead to another PL investigation to dock us points

 

[Blootoof]

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream




Row, row, row your boat
Gently up the creek If you see a little mouse
Don’t forget to squeak!

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream If you see a crocodile
Don’t forget to scream!



Row, row, row your boat
Gently to the shore
Fuckoff you red c@nt!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Bruno needs a plastic surgeon.

No! He needs a real surgeon (who is also a miracle worker).

 

[vmsuhail]

It's all piss and vinegar tbh – they keep posting about us to tell us they don't care... without seeing the irony!
And all this "no-one cares if we win the league" bollocks... do they think fans of every other team in the league will all stand up and applaud if them or Liverpool win it? Fans of other teams only give a shit about their own teams... and will respect a team like Leicester for winning it and that's it... I couldn't give a fool what anyone else thinks about our successes, only us blues!

They can shout from the rooftops that they don't care, but deep down they know they would have had another 3 titles if it weren't for City winning them. Surely they do care about the missed titles.

 

[Gray]

Pogba reckons they almost have a team to win the Prem.

 

[mac]

X amount of officials should do the trick pogstar.

 

[madloaf]

Turns out this man u v Liverpool match is the title decider that Sky always wanted.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream




Row, row, row your boat
Gently up the creek If you see a little mouse
Don’t forget to squeak!

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream If you see a crocodile
Don’t forget to scream!



Row, row, row your boat
Gently to the shore
Fuckoff you red c@nt!

Don't know why I find this amusing but I'm still pissing myself
I'm a puerile old ****

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Pogba reckons they almost have a team to win the Prem.

He's not too far out and as great as our current situation is,we should, and I'm sure will, guard against complacency, knowing that the rags and chavs will be threats next season.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

My worry in these PC& WOKE times is that there could be a problem with the word scum.

What description next? I quite like filth, vermin, shite, tramps or any other such endearing term for our (just outside of) Manchester neighbours.

Then again cnuts works well too.

As you are clearly quite a word smith, do you know the meaning or the origins of parking your weasels yet?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Turns out this man u v Liverpool match is the title decider that Sky always wanted.

where’s all the media hype the preceded the dull draw they had in January? Non of their favourites are top of the league so they are keeping quiet.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Pogba reckons they almost have a team to win the Prem.

They probably will have, when he leaves.

 

[horlock_was_super]

As you are clearly quite a word smith, do you know the meaning or the origins of parking your weasels yet?

Yes I do.
It’s what Mrs Ratboy says to the twunt when she’s feeling amorous.
He was obviously pissed when he gave that answer and forgot where he was.

 

[jrb]

Never forget.



Give it another 3 seasons, and a 10 year banner will be going up at the Etihad.

Tick-Tock.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Never forget.

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Give it another 3 seasons, and a 10 year banner will be going up at the Etihad.

Tick-Tock.

Nope - not for me.

We're better than that - I would however like to commandeer the above one from the football museum and hang it at the Etihad.........

 

[Asa's left peg]

This fixture has so much enjoyment for me that I might watch all of it. Their biggest game of any season apparently and for Liverpool a bitter sweet conumdrum. Beat the rags and hand us the title or don't try too hard and keep the dream alive, but loose the biggest game of the season to their 'biggest rival'. You've got to admit, life is good at the moment.
Hopefully the rags demonstrating today can find the time to attack the coach, too!

 

[Grassland Blue]

When they moan about us "winning everything" and making it unfair for everyone else go and look them up then quote to them what they did in the GPC era - record signing after record signing ( camel gob and R Wayne to name but two ) - they had money to burn and they too could discard failed signings ( think Thaibi think Veron ) and yes we have won cups - they did too and yes we have won 3 out of 4 PL titles but nobody was whining when they won 3 in a row....... fuck them the rag scum its not what you spend its how cleverly you spend it on players and coaching staff

We have waited a long, long, time for these days.
We have earned our right to these days.
The only thing that bothers the rags is the fact that they could be in our shadow for many seasons to come.

 

[manchester blue]

Pogba reckons they almost have a team to win the Prem.

They just need to make a few changes.

Getting rid of him would be a start.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

'The disadvantage of our respective footballing heritage'.

That's a classic, can't wait to start utilising that one.............

Their ‘istree is like a millstone round their neck!