United thread 2020/21

[I'm Blue]

Hahahahahahaha state of that club

Sources: Man Utd keep player locations secret

Manchester United are keeping the movements of their players top secret in a bid to make sure the rearranged fixture with Liverpool goes ahead.

www.espn.com

I’ve found them.
They were hiding in our shadow.

 

[Zubrman]

There won't be a protest tomorrow.

The league is done and their own fuck up with the original action still gave us the title and a team of knackered scum on the pitch.

Maybe only Zebraman holding a flair singing anti city songs max.

How very dare you! I would never do that!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Hahahahahahaha state of that club

Sources: Man Utd keep player locations secret

Manchester United are keeping the movements of their players top secret in a bid to make sure the rearranged fixture with Liverpool goes ahead.

www.espn.com

They'd be easy enough to find. Fernandez will be in the local sewer. Rashford will be feeding the 5000. Pogba will be at the hairdressers. Luke Shaw will be in Lou Macari's Chippy. To be fair, Van Beek will be on the missing list.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I see a new series of books in the club shop "Where's Ole"

Where's The Wallies?

 

[mccity]

Are they planning any protests for tomorrow?

 

[LongsightM13]

Apparently some of them are turning up in rubber Cantona masks and others are going to disguise themselves as stewards/security. Apparently the Sky broadcast trucks/cables will again be a potential target if they don’t get inside

 

[BLUEMATT23]

Rumours the MIBS are gonna try and get the game off again

 

[1.618034]

I’ve found them.
They were hiding in our shadow.

 

[Jazzman]

Rumours the MIBS are gonna try and get the game off again

MIZPs - men in zebra pants you mean

 

[Vienna_70]

So, that’s EIGHT consecutive years that little City have finished above those giants of the game, Trafford Red Sox, despite promises from Sir Toutalot.

I know I’ve said this before, but our 11 year-old City-mad grandson can’t ever remember that lot ending a season above us.

Long may it continue.

 

[Daz_Blue]

 

[Vienna_70]

What does Rebekkah see in steptoe Vardy?
I mean if he was a binman would she be interested?

Probably the same thing that Debbie McGee saw in millionaire magician Paul Daniels!

 

[Vienna_70]

Bang on. He's difficult to hate.

He’s a rag; it’s not really very hard!

 

[Vienna_70]

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Rent-free.

 

[Vienna_70]

“WE”? “WE want Glazers out”? ‘We’ is plural, you thick rag fu…er. “I want Glazers out” is the correct chant when singing on your own.

And as Mrs Vienna tells the grandchildren and told her children before them, I want gets nothing.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I see a new series of books in the club shop "Where's Ole"

Narrated by 'award winning' Jamie Paradise.......

 

[Vienna_70]

They'd be easy enough to find. Fernandez will be in the local sewer. Rashford will be feeding the 5000. Pogba will be at the hairdressers. Luke Shaw will be in Lou Macari's Chippy. To be fair, Van Beek will be on the missing list.

Magliar will be in Greece. De Gea will be at the zoo with the other alpacas.

 

[mat]

Hahahahahahaha state of that club

Sources: Man Utd keep player locations secret

Manchester United are keeping the movements of their players top secret in a bid to make sure the rearranged fixture with Liverpool goes ahead.

www.espn.com

A thick rag **** playing will post their location on a social media feed.

 

[LongsightM13]

Some talk of the teams having to come in by train. Couldn’t make it up

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Massive set of slapped arses. Their protest is nothing more than a tantrum about us winning the league and the attempt at security hype around the rearranged fixture is an attempt to make a meaningless fixture interesting and relevant. How the mighty have fallen.