United thread 2020/21

[SWPISHOME]

I'd love to see ratboy arrested tonight for inciting a riot and banged up. 6 months in strangeways kicking his soap around shower would appeal to me

Imagine him in prison showers making that sound...Come to daddy!

 

[Blootoof]

 

[Vienna_70]

Shit ....another trophy. Finally they turned a corner

And so it should be, considering it’s covered in shit every other week for ten months each year.

 

[Amadeus71]

Easy to keep the grass nice and flat with the amount of rolling over it their divers do each game

Penalty spot is little bit worn out .Wonder why ????

 

[Gumzy97]

They are trying to intercept the dippers bus now. this is funny an account is sharing the roads and where the bus is right now.

 

[kaz7]

Not much social distancing

 

[LongsightM13]

Police helicopter just gone over to the shithole

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Sky in full operation Unitedwashing.

 

[Jordie]

As much as I dislike the dippers, I always want them to beat the scum.

In fact I don't care who it is, I always want the scummy bastards to lose.

That fookin banner will fuel my hatred until the day I die.

I am going to go to bed an hour later tonight and then get up an hour earlier tomorrow just so that I can hate the twats for an extra two hours.

SCUM.

You mean you can't hate the cunts in your sleep? Lightweight.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Fight to the death and shoot the winners.
A draw is not a bad thing thing however I hate to say a Rag win would also suffice.
My logic is that Liverpool failing Top 4 would be an objective outcome whereas Chelsea getting pushed hard is subjective in terms of its affect on the CL final.

 

[crazyg]

Not much social distancing

Where's Ole?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Shit ....another trophy. Finally they turned a corner

After all the Zebra shit on it last week I’m not surprised.

 

[manimanc]

Who the fuck was that fat beetroot faced mard ****?
Thought he was going to start striking.
Sky turns into Mutv again.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Ratty in full MIB rant

 

[JASR]

Shit ....another trophy. Finally they turned a corner

Is this becuase it has the additional water fountain from the roof, giving a pleasing (albeit damp) ambience?

 

[blue for life]

Police helicopter just gone over to the shithole

Did it drop anything on it?

 

[Amadeus71]

Police helicopter just gone over to the shithole

Is Uwe's grandad flying that one ?

 

[1.618034]

Found Zebra Pants.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Game has been postponed until Sunday according to the BBC

BBC Sport - Diving, 2021 European Championships, Part 1

Live diving coverage at the European Aquatics Championships in Budapest.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

They are trying to intercept the dippers bus now. this is funny an account is sharing the roads and where the bus is right now.

They’ve probably sent a dummy run with nobody on it & the thick fuckers are chasing it Benny Hill style