United thread 2020/21

[Blueboy73]

Feck me - two minutes into The One Show and Zoe Ball is talking about St Marcus and his cooking ffs

Maybe she should ask him why he's participating in tax avoidance schemes whilst trying to dictate to the government on how to spend tax payers money.

 

[Protein Junkie]

If you are going to come on here and admit you are watching the One Show you can have no complaints that pretend rag, couldn't find the swamp if a taxi dropped her off at Macaris chippy Ball talks about what Mr Publicity but pretty shit at football Rashford is pretending to do.

In my defence I had just switched the TV on and it landed on BBC1 and there she was ffs.

 

[rabby]

He was on the news earlier,now whatever your view on the taking the knee situation St Marcus seems to have taken it upon himself to be spokesperson for the squad.
He consistently spoke of we will carry on,we think this and so on..
Surely a issue such as this should be a individual choice to participate or not.There seems to have been a collective coercion taking place for players to participate and fair play to the few who have decided to longer take part for their own personal reasons.
I'm sure there are some players who feel strongly that the taking the knee is having a positive impact and that is to be commended, however my guess would be the vast majority of players don't really care and would probably struggle to differentiate between Martin Luther King and Billie Jean King.

 

[mac]

Maybe she should ask him why he's participating in tax avoidance schemes whilst trying to dictate to the government on how to spend tax payers money.

What's the saint done now.

 

[Blue Mist]

In my defence I had just switched the TV on and it landed on BBC1 and there she was ffs.

That's about as plausible as telling the judge the sheep backed into you

 

[foggy1974]

How does he get injured sitting in a bench ?

Rigor mortis

 

[Protein Junkie]

That's about as plausible as telling the judge the sheep backed into you

How did you know I was Welsh

 

[Protein Junkie]

Rigor mortis

Good player him

 

[Blue Mist]

He was on the news earlier,now whatever your view on the taking the knee situation St Marcus seems to have taken it upon himself to be spokesperson for the squad.
He consistently spoke of we will carry on,we think this and so on..
Surely a issue such as this should be a individual choice to participate or not.There seems to have been a collective coercion taking place for players to participate and fair play to the few who have decided to longer take part for their own personal reasons.
I'm sure there are some players who feel strongly that the taking the knee is having a positive impact and that is to be commended, however my guess would be the vast majority of players don't really care and would probably struggle to differentiate between Martin Luther King and Billie Jean King.

I think you are being a little unfair on footballers there. Even I know Marvin Gaye sang about MLK and Michael Jackson about Billie Jean.

 

[dobingsdobber]

He was on the news earlier,now whatever your view on the taking the knee situation St Marcus seems to have taken it upon himself to be spokesperson for the squad.
He consistently spoke of we will carry on,we think this and so on..
Surely a issue such as this should be a individual choice to participate or not.There seems to have been a collective coercion taking place for players to participate and fair play to the few who have decided to longer take part for their own personal reasons.
I'm sure there are some players who feel strongly that the taking the knee is having a positive impact and that is to be commended, however my guess would be the vast majority of players don't really care and would probably struggle to differentiate between Martin Luther King and Billie Jean King.

One day,in a dressing room somewhere;

I only did it cos you did it
well I only did it cos you did it
'ang on,we all did it cos you two did it
(numerous voices) fuck it,let's not do it any more
(All) Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy

 

[Blueboy73]

What's the saint done now.

What's the saint done now.

Paid himself a salary of £4950 from the company he set up then gave himself a "directors loan" of £950,000.
He pays tax on the £4950 but nothing on the £950,000.
It's a tax loophole many big earners use but after banging on dictating to the government anout how they should spend taxpayers money he's shown himself to be a sanctimonious hypocrite.
Maybe he should stick to missing sitters in the finals of minor cup competitions as he's clearly good at that.

 

[ysmsa]

Good player him

A bit static for my liking

 

[ysmsa]

Paid himself a salary of £4950 from the company he set up then gave himself a "directors loan" of £950,000.
He pays tax on the £4950 but nothing on the £950,000.
It's a tax loophole many big earners use but after banging on dictating to the government anout how they should spend taxpayers money he's shown himself to be a sanctimonious hypocrite.
Maybe he should stick to missing sitters in the finals of minor cup competitions as he's clearly good at that.

What is it with Rags and loans.

Glazers, Ole, Cashford

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Paid himself a salary of £4950 from the company he set up then gave himself a "directors loan" of £950,000.
He pays tax on the £4950 but nothing on the £950,000.
It's a tax loophole many big earners use but after banging on dictating to the government anout how they should spend taxpayers money he's shown himself to be a sanctimonious hypocrite.
Maybe he should stick to missing sitters in the finals of minor cup competitions as he's clearly good at that.

Sounds like he has a knack of finding good financial advisors also

 

[Blueboy73]

Sounds like he has a knack of finding good financial advisors also

You are Jimmy Carr and I claim my £5 :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Paid himself a salary of £4950 from the company he set up then gave himself a "directors loan" of £950,000.
He pays tax on the £4950 but nothing on the £950,000.
It's a tax loophole many big earners use but after banging on dictating to the government anout how they should spend taxpayers money he's shown himself to be a sanctimonious hypocrite.
Maybe he should stick to missing sitters in the finals of minor cup competitions as he's clearly good at that.

He’s clearly good at avoiding paying tax, too, by the sounds of it.

Or, at least, his accountant is.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Paid himself a salary of £4950 from the company he set up then gave himself a "directors loan" of £950,000.
He pays tax on the £4950 but nothing on the £950,000.
It's a tax loophole many big earners use but after banging on dictating to the government anout how they should spend taxpayers money he's shown himself to be a sanctimonious hypocrite.
Maybe he should stick to missing sitters in the finals of minor cup competitions as he's clearly good at that.

That‘s a bit dodgy isn’t it, can I not do the same and tell the HMRC that I’m self-employed even though I’m PAYE?

I don’t quite get how my 4 figure sum of tax and insurance liability to the country gives greater benefit than another who is earning at least 5 fold my salary?

No wonder we can’t feed our deprived.

*shakes head in embarrassment*

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

That‘s a bit dodgy isn’t it, can I not do the same and tell the HMRC that I’m self-employed even though I’m PAYE?

I don’t quite get how my 4 figure sum of tax and insurance liability to the country gives greater benefit than another who is earning at least 5 fold my salary?

No wonder we can’t feed our deprived.

*shakes head in embarrassment*

Rashford wants to feed the 5000 only the miracle in this instance is that others pay for the loaves and fish and he gets a CBE out of it and an extra zero on the end of his sponsorship contracts.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I think you are being a little unfair on footballers there. Even I know Marvin Gaye sang about MLK and Michael Jackson about Billie Jean.

That's bad, really really bad.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Paid himself a salary of £4950 from the company he set up then gave himself a "directors loan" of £950,000.
He pays tax on the £4950 but nothing on the £950,000.
It's a tax loophole many big earners use but after banging on dictating to the government anout how they should spend taxpayers money he's shown himself to be a sanctimonious hypocrite.
Maybe he should stick to missing sitters in the finals of minor cup competitions as he's clearly good at that.

What is the company he set up?