United thread 2020/21

[LongsightM13]

He'll take the money and do fuck all for them.

It's the new United way and I'm all for it.

Plus a nice £10m or so in our back pocket

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I was only joking and using your reply to wind that other bloke up, the one that cant find the bar or his wallet until everyone else has left to go to the match.
Anyway I am informed it is Duckhenfield.

I always know where my wallet is mate, its always in my hand to pay for all your beer

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I must know you mate

Thats all very well - but please take it to pm's so we can keep this thread for using names like scum and rags.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Like what ?
Genuine question

Lying in a fucking field in Dukinfield
Her knickers all

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Lying in a fucking field in Dukinfield
Her knickers all

And ???

 

[I'm Blue]

Ronaldo a golden boot of penalties, maybe we should bid?
Sorry couldn't resist : )

 

[Vienna_70]

He needs a discount, he’s clearly suffering from some sort of mallardy

Eider take that back or prove it!

 

[Blue Mist]

Question (for the ones not doing duck puns)
What are the rags ?
a) scum
b) scum
c) both of the above

 

[KentBlue]

Question (for the ones not doing duck puns)
What are the rags ?
a) scum
b) scum
c) both of the above

They are scum, but their full title has about half a dozen expletives in front of the word 'scum.'

 

[waspish]

While there has been no fans in the stadiums you’d thought they’d upgrade there dump of a stadium glazers rather take out there well earned money!

 

[Protein Junkie]

I think there is some confusion over who is the chief Rag rat.
Is it Gary Chuckle or Penandes ?
For me it has to be the Chuckle brother as he was the original Rat.
My preferred nickname for the other rodent is Minnie Mouse as they both whine a lot and are fucking goofy.

 

[mat]

I think there is some confusion over who is the chief Rag rat.
Is it Gary Chuckle or Penandes ?
For me it has to be the Chuckle brother as he was the original Rat.
My preferred nickname for the other rodent is Minnie Mouse as they both whine a lot and are fucking goofy.

King Rat will always be Gary Chuckle.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I just hope we get chance again to throw some beer at that Gary Chuckle or ratface

 

[ancoats]

how long can the media keep up hyping up united without titles ? 2013 last time they was champions
they say football is a results game and winners. well the amount of good media they still get is shocking compared to what the real best team in england gets (manchester city)

is it just lazy reporting or pressure from above in keeping your job and dare you write the truth
£1billion has been spent since 2013 at united let that just settle in ? no other club would get away with it
also they are in debt to the tune of £500milion and growing

the media and reporters can not keep hiding from the truth. they have to start calling it as what it is rotten
to the core and its wonderful

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

how long can the media keep up hyping up united without titles ? 2013 last time they was champions
they say football is a results game and winners. well the amount of good media they still get is shocking compared to what the real best team in england gets (manchester city)

is it just lazy reporting or pressure from above in keeping your job and dare you write the truth
£1billion has been spent since 2013 at united let that just settle in ? no other club would get away with it
also they are in debt to the tune of £500milion and growing

the media and reporters can not keep hiding from the truth. they have to start calling it as what it is rotten
to the core and its wonderful

Ashton clearly demonstrating that he's worth his weight in gold.

 

[KentBlue]

My preferred nickname for the other rodent is Minnie Mouse as they both whine a lot and are fucking goofy.

Good name. Speaking of the diving little prick, why wasn't he picked for last night?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Question (for the ones not doing duck puns)
What are the rags ?
a) scum
b) scum
c) both of the above

a) scum
b) scum
c) yes
d) if they were a duck they'd be a scummy duck

 

[big gaz]

how long can the media keep up hyping up united without titles ? 2013 last time they was champions
they say football is a results game and winners. well the amount of good media they still get is shocking compared to what the real best team in england gets (manchester city)

is it just lazy reporting or pressure from above in keeping your job and dare you write the truth
£1billion has been spent since 2013 at united let that just settle in ? no other club would get away with it
also they are in debt to the tune of £500milion and growing

the media and reporters can not keep hiding from the truth. they have to start calling it as what it is rotten
to the core and its wonderful

When I'm feeling a little low, I go on you tube to see Rush and their induction speech at the R+R hall of fame, take a look at the sick swan and Bobby Mancs smiling face and this thread, feel better in minutes :-)

 

[big gaz]

i enjoyed her Concerto for Two Violins,

Fiddles and also just in case it's a Barm ;-)

 

[Manc in London]

I guess if United sign Sancho, the fans will think they will win the league. Green and gold scarves, hats etc., back in the loft until things turn to shit again. They tell everyone they don't like the Glazers as owners but we know that for most of them, they are simply mard arses who cannot cope with not winning the league.