Stupid little things that bug you

[bluebc]

Men with no socks

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Turn your phone off in the pub.

Old fogeys will struggle with that.

 

[andyhinch]

Old fogeys will struggle with that.

Then just leave it at home, completely believable if your anything like me.

 

[Double R]

Basically a function that sends a confirmation to the reader that you've read their email.

A bit like if your missus texted you "where are you?" when you'd gone to the pub and your phone sending her a message to say you'd read the text just so you get a bigger bollocking when you get home, though Whatsapp/Messenger already do this underhandedly anyway.

I see, like those blue ticks on Whatsapp

 

[Barcon]

Men with no socks

It's the womens pants that bother me.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The BBC's OBSESSION with Glastonbury.

No-one gave a fuck about Glastonbury until the mid 90's, when it got trendyfied

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Getting to Aldi with no quid for the trolley

 

[bluebc]

Getting to Aldi with no quid for the trolley

Do small shops 3 times a week with a basket ;-)

 

[maccieblue]

People that call Reliant Robins, Robin Reliants

 

[bluebc]

Folk who have one leg of their trackie bottoms rolled partially up their calf

 

[metalblue]

Folk who have one leg of their trackie bottoms rolled partially up their calf

I always assumed it was to let you know they weren’t tagged

 

[metalblue]

Basically a function that sends a confirmation to the reader that you've read their email.

A bit like if your missus texted you "where are you?" when you'd gone to the pub and your phone sending her a message to say you'd read the text just so you get a bigger bollocking when you get home, though Whatsapp/Messenger already do this underhandedly anyway.

It’s so cunts can email a massive group of people and get a shit load of read receipts back to:

a) make themselves look popular with all the email notifications going ping ping ping
b) land you in the shit when you say “nope, I never saw that email”…”oh you mean this one that you read at 11:54am Tuesday before last”…basically used by snitching cunts with nowt better to do

 

[ballbag]

Noise. I can't stand it. I've hit my 40s and I've turned into my old man.
I'm working from home and I live on the same street as a nursery, a dog obedience school, and a church.
So I get the screaming little fuckers at the nursery from 9am - 5pm (although the nursery staff are more annoying than the kids).
Then the dogs start at about 7 - 9pm at the dog obedience school every night.
And all the God botherers en masse early doors on Saturday and Sunday mornings - all slamming their BMW and Mercedes doors before they go inside and pray for all the poor people.

EDIT: Over the last 18 months I've reached a conclusion that Catholics are the most selfish twats on the planet.

Can't wait until the office is open again for a daily break from it because I've turned into a right moaning old bastard.

 

[Blue Mist]

People that call Reliant Robins, Robin Reliants

Does anyone still call them anything ?
No one has seen one in 25 years apart from re runs of Fools and Horses !!!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

People wearing shorts in cold weather.

 

[maccieblue]

Does anyone still call them anything ?
No one has seen one in 25 years apart from re runs of Fools and Horses !!!

Isn't Dels a reliant regal not a Robin?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Travelling down south for a few days and the weather is actually nicer up north.

Fuck you air currents.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

People wearing shorts in cold weather.

Honourable exception for professional sportspersons and 19 yr old girls queueing outside nightclubs surely?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Sometimes I stay up later than the missus to watch the end of a program. When getting into bed , if the wife is half asleep she says " is that you dear ". Well who the f**king else is it going to be !!!

Matt Hancock?

 

[KS55]

Sometimes I stay up later than the missus to watch the end of a program and have a wank. When getting into bed , if the wife is half asleep she says " is that you dear ". Well who the f**king else is it going to be !!!

Truth added.