United thread 2020/21

[Blue Mist]

Could we not have put something in the transfer to Dortmund to stop him from signing for one of our biggest rivals? I'm sure we put something in the Diaz deal where they have to pay a much higher sell on clause fee if he signs for X club

We did he wasnt allowed to sign for Chelsea

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Phil Jones has now been at the rags for 10 years.

10 fucking years lol

 

[Bill Walker]

Phil Jones has now been at the rags for 10 years.

10 fucking years lol

Testimonial year ?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Testimonial year ?

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Horrible thing to see first thing in the morning, in fact just horrible to see anytime.

Suppose the one positive is we can still sing the Kun song while he's tripping over footballs on the training pitch.

 

[Bobbyespania]

Can I just say scum?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Can I just say scum?

Totally acceptable contribution.........

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Phil Jones has now been at the rags for 10 years.

10 fucking years lol

I think he's under contract for another 2 as well.

 

[pirate]

Phil Jones has now been at the rags for 10 years.

10 fucking years lol

in tribute united should use this as their entrance music for the coming season

 

[jazzy]

There is a lack of appreciation of Phil the face on this forum , he has kept the scum from upgrading him in the squad with a mediocre defender . Thanks Phil.
Remember they are now and forever SCUM

 

[Viking blue]

Don't forget his step overs they love players that can do a step over...

Nice hairstyles, Shit dance moves, 5 yard no look pass, Making videos of yourself, Go missing in big games, Score 17 penalties, Players that say "biggest club in the world", Step overs, Shit celebrations when you score, Getting £375k a week, Diving...Am I forgetting any?

All these things lead to "becoming a Man United Legend". THE UNITED WAY!

Boyhood club.

 

[dadnlad]

according SSN Mata has become their Moses leading the youth to the promise land

 

[super_city_si]

Phil Jones has now been at the rags for 10 years.

10 fucking years lol

Is that all?

 

[Big Swifty]

Is that all?

He has a painting in his attic of a handsome young gurner

 

[Cityfan1977]

I can not understand how TeamViewer is there main sponsor it doesn't add up. Financialy doesn't

 

[super_city_si]

Thats a pretty smart home shirt, if it wasnt red and didnt have that shitstain badge on it.

 

[Vienna_70]

I can not understand how TeamViewer is there main sponsor it doesn't add up. Financialy doesn't

Every rag shirt is shit!

 

[Lavinda Past]

Is that all?

They were going to put up a statue of him outside the swamp. Then someone pointed out that he's been a gargoyle on the pitch since he arrived there.

 

[ws01]

Hi there

This is your daily reminder to know that this club and its supporters are still absolute pieces of shit

Thanks for reading

 

[Blue Llama]

Phil Jones has now been at the rags for 10 years.

10 fucking years lol

That’s a long time to be protecting the new Duncan Edwards. When will they let him off the leash to dominate opposition?

 

[deegee33]

Horrible thing to see first thing in the morning, in fact just horrible to see anytime.

Suppose the one positive is we can still sing the Kun song while he's tripping over footballs on the training pitch.