United Thread - 2021/22

[waspish]

Edwood is got other “work” to do to screw us! That’s why he left the scum! Like someone paying of someone to hack our emails to keep the negative narrative going! Seeing they had to stitch emails together to make something of them says it all! It’s continual assault on our football club the yank run history clubs are dirty they only know dirty things tricks! Hey it’s worked to!

 

[blue by birth]

A other Glazer yes man.

It's just another Dick at the swamp

 

[Vienna_70]

Is that the bloke who’s on good morning Britain ( or used to be ) talking about tv and showbiz ..

That sounds about right for rag central.

 

[crazyg]

Great post mate,they are in the same mythical realm as some bloke called Dave who broke his leg in the cup final.

But Dave Whelan really DID break his leg in the Cup Final. That's not a myth.
The rags' stories are in the same bracket as the tooth fairy, Peppa Pig, and rampaging unicorns bullying fans to invade the pitch prior to a match to escape them, causing it to be postponed for the fans' safety.
Honest!

 

[Bald fraud]

Edwood is got other “work” to do to screw us! That’s why he left the scum! Like someone paying of someone to hack our emails to keep the negative narrative going! Seeing they had to stitch emails together to make something of them says it all! It’s continual assault on our football club the yank run history clubs are dirty they only know dirty things tricks! Hey it’s worked to!

Correct he’s left the rags but only to do their bidding. Fucking us over basically

 

[cheekybids]

I've just been reading about one Teddy Sheringham.
He finished playing for the rags at 35 and he was known as 'the veteran striker...'
Make of that what you will.

ah but this is different as they’ve got a 40 year old with the body of a 20 year old to sit on the bench next to an 80m player that they got for 40m.

 

[dobingsdobber]

But Dave Whelan really DID break his leg in the Cup Final. That's not a myth.
The rags' stories are in the same bracket as the tooth fairy, Peppa Pig, and rampaging unicorns bullying fans to invade the pitch prior to a match to escape them, causing it to be postponed for the fans' safety.
Honest!

I know mate,I was being sarcastic.I just like to slip it into the conversation every now and then to keep the memory
of such a monumental occurence alive.

Never heard that story, pray tell ;-)

I only heard it third-hand but apparently this bloke called Dave summat broke his leg in a cup final.He
bravely refused to leave the field,so they sawed off a leg on the trainer's bench,chopped Dave's leg off
just below the knee and then rammed the wooden thingy in the hole.
It seems he got to like it so much that he did the same with his other leg but had his real feet re-attached.
He was later caught in a house fire and both he and the house were burned to the ground

 

[crazyg]

I know mate,I was being sarcastic.I just like to slip it into the conversation every now and then to keep the memory
of such a monumental occurence alive.

I only heard it third-hand but apparently this bloke called Dave summat broke his leg in a cup final.He
bravely refused to leave the field,so they sawed off a leg on the trainer's bench,chopped Dave's leg off
just below the knee and then rammed the wooden thingy in the hole.
It seems he got to like it so much that he did the same with his other leg but had his real feet re-attached.
He was later caught in a house fire and both he and the house were burned to the ground

I think I prefer the tooth fairy, Peppa Pig and rampaging unicorns myths. They sound much more realistic.
You'll be telling me next that the rags have signed a 36 year old former player on over £500K a week, net of tax.
That, I CAN believe with these clowns!
;-)

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Correct he’s left the rags but only to do their bidding. Fucking us over basically

Same a Gill before him.

 

[dobingsdobber]

I think I prefer the tooth fairy, Peppa Pig and rampaging unicorns myths. They sound much more realistic.
You'll be telling me next that the rags have signed a 36 year old former player on over £500K a week, net of tax.
That, I CAN believe with these clowns!
;-)

That last bit can't be true shirley!!

 

[dickie davies]

For half a million a week? God bless Ed Woodward…:)

800,000 a week
The half million is after tax

 

[dickie davies]

What will be interesting is who takes the Rag penalties!
I know they get fuckin millions anyway but when Ronald and Pernandez are on the pitch together one of em will be put out and one of em will see their goal stats plummet.

Fake Ronaldo
He takes them for Portugal and rat features hasn't the bollocks to stand up to him

 

[crazyg]

That last bit can't be true shirley!!

Allegedly it is true.
And don't call be Shirley.

 

[deegee33]

On a positive note; I see Phil Jones got a run with the lads today. Wonderful news for the quiet neighbours.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Did they rescind the rule that if you pulled out of an International you had to miss the next club game. I think it changed with the Giggs Protocol.

The Giggs protocol is pulling out of your sister in law.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

A other Glazer yes man.

Richard Arnold?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I know mate,I was being sarcastic.I just like to slip it into the conversation every now and then to keep the memory
of such a monumental occurence alive.

I only heard it third-hand but apparently this bloke called Dave summat broke his leg in a cup final.He
bravely refused to leave the field,so they sawed off a leg on the trainer's bench,chopped Dave's leg off
just below the knee and then rammed the wooden thingy in the hole.
It seems he got to like it so much that he did the same with his other leg but had his real feet re-attached.
He was later caught in a house fire and both he and the house were burned to the ground

You're just making it up, he'd have been burned to the knee. ;)

 

[bluemoon32]

Where's this 500k a week after tax stuff coming from, all i can see is 480k a week but nothing about 800k a week ?
Still a hell of a lot no matter what is is though

 

[bluesteel]

That last bit can't be true shirley!!

 

[bluemoon32]

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Where does it say net of tax ?