United Thread - 2021/22

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I'll have fries with mine. And when does the manager get here?

 

[Newman Noggs]

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"No" does not mean "yes"

 

[paulsimpson]

I am enjoying the fact that a) they have to play Ronaldo and b) they have to win something. Otherwise, our media will have to do some serious back-pedalling.

My heart says it'll end in tears but my head says either it ends in some success or complete fiasco ( tears)

 

[Octavian]

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“Hey wait a minute, I didn’t know you had a cock when I agreed to £50 for an hour”

 

[WestGorton]

The Radio Manchester presenter agreeing with a rag phone call that Fernandes is the best attacking midfielder in the world. Natalie nearly choked laughing.

 

[Vienna_70]

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I don’t want you running to the tabloids to tell them that I am a shit coach!

 

[deegee33]

I know they have a hole in the stadium roof but they can’t even put the badge straight on the window, fucking penises

Just like everything about them, CROOKED.

 

[Octavian]

The Radio Manchester presenter agreeing with a rag phone call that Fernandes is the best attacking midfielder in the world. Natalie nearly choked laughing.

Even a Rag I know says Fernandes never shows up in big games and is a flat track bully

 

[deegee33]

I don’t want you running to the tabloids to tell them that I am a shit coach!

So we will meet for an evening meal every Sunday and you can tell me exactly how you would like us to setup and play in our coming matches. I will, of course, pay for the meal, we'll take my car and you can leave yours in Sir Alex's place in the car park.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I know he is still the manager but just for show please pretend that I manage the team

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Ronaldo's salary being quoted at around £500k a week , but this is after tax , so nearer £850k a week , if Messi is on £1m a week at PSG then fake Ronaldo isnt going to accept a mere £500k

 

[Grassland Blue]

Now I know you're nearly my age but don't worry, just keep around the penalty area and pogbad or rashy will set you up...

 

[ancoats]

Ronaldo's salary being quoted at around £500k a week , but this is after tax , so nearer £850k a week , if Messi is on £1m a week at PSG then fake Ronaldo isnt going to accept a mere £500k

the manager door is going to have hole's in it because of all the others knocking and asking i want i want i want
pogba bruno will lead the list

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

the manager door is going to have hole's in it because of all the others knocking and asking i want i want i want
pogba bruno will lead the list

Hopefully

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

If the they end the season mid-table and have been eliminated from every cup competition at the first hurdle, the media in this country still would not dare to criticise them.

Woe betide any journalist or tv reporter who displeases the despotic Pisscan during his second reign.

By hook out by crook they’ll find a way to get them as close to the top as possible, no doubt at all.

 

[manchester blue]

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No 1 is Colin Bell...

 

[dobingsdobber]

Lol

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Pep says John Stones bollocks are this big

 

[DruntBlunt]

Garden Gnome stating in a presser he is a total fanboy of Ronnie is going to work wonders for the power balance in the dressing room. May they burn in mediocre hell the lot of them. SCUM.

 

[dickie davies]

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Ronnie we know you're undergoing treatment for your kleptomania
Now give me back my wallet

 

[give it to gordon]

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I told you before I really am the manager !