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Mad Eyed Screamer said:
He's booked into Gary Neville's hotel for the weekend
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I pass his hotel every day into work,seen Neville,many,many times.
Always put my window down and shout "feed the goat Gaz,feed the goat"
At first he laughed about it,then after a good few times I got "FFS,give it a rest will ya"
Last time I seen him and shouted it,his response was "can't you get another fuckin job?"
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I pass his hotel every day into work,seen Neville,many,many times.
Always put my window down and shout "feed the goat Gaz,feed the goat"
At first he laughed about it,then after a good few times I got "FFS,give it a rest will ya"
Last time I seen him and shouted it,his response was "can't you get another fuckin job?"
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Carry on the good work, anything that pisses him off is a win in my book.
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I pass his hotel every day into work,seen Neville,many,many times.
Always put my window down and shout "feed the goat Gaz,feed the goat"
At first he laughed about it,then after a good few times I got "FFS,give it a rest will ya"
Last time I seen him and shouted it,his response was "can't you get another fuckin job?"
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You wont get another managers job Prick
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I pass his hotel every day into work,seen Neville,many,many times.
Always put my window down and shout "feed the goat Gaz,feed the goat"
At first he laughed about it,then after a good few times I got "FFS,give it a rest will ya"
Last time I seen him and shouted it,his response was "can't you get another fuckin job?"
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Where abouts is it?
 
ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN said:
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You wont get another managers job Prick
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I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.
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brilliant !!!!!
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.
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Love it
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.
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Put Come on feel the noise by Slade on car entertainment system (Fucking Radio)

And sing Come on Feed the goat
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.
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This is my favourite bit of this post, the frequency of you doing it to him - magnificent work mate.

When's the next honours list due out?
 
SPIDERBOY said:
I pass his hotel every day into work,seen Neville,many,many times.
Always put my window down and shout "feed the goat Gaz,feed the goat"
At first he laughed about it,then after a good few times I got "FFS,give it a rest will ya"
Last time I seen him and shouted it,his response was "can't you get another fuckin job?"
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SPIDERBOY said:
I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.
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Am I right in thinking that GN is the Concierge at the said hotel. (Or is he just a doorman)?
 
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