United Thread - 2021/22

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Nick_1985 said:
Let's see if they're still wanking when he's got young Premier League footballers running rings around him and defenders have the **** in their pockets.

Calling it now. Hell have 5 goals in 30 games and be shipped out to the MLS next year.
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on paper or fifa 21 this ronaldo player only has to turn up and he is given the points and goals and he is in his prime
funny how he was over the hill and only signing for man city because of the money ??
 
ancoats said:
on paper or fifa 21 this ronaldo player only has to turn up and he is given the points and goals and he is in his prime
funny how he was over the hill and only signing for man city because of the money ??
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It's like people didn't watch him at the Euros. Fast league will expose him. Padding stats with pens and goals against Italian fishermen.
 
Blue_eyes said:
Lol, just been to my suppliers and one of the resident rags there asked me what I thought about ronaldos bebut being banned!!!! Why, whats he done I asked, nothing, its banned because you cant watch 3pm games live, fcking stupid rule. Who has said this I asked, and he got his phone out to show me a blog or whatever its called by that goldbridge twat.

I see I said, but what about all the previous 3pm debuts there has ever been in football, I never heard the word banned involved with those. Thats different he said, no one cares about them!!, well you can always debut him in a televised game if its that important to you I said,but he wasnt impressed.

You can watch 3pm games all over the world he said, well, the majority of your fans will be happy then I said.

How far up themselves are these people, I honestly think that being an entitled twat is now a requirement to being a rag. They now have to glean their "glory" from things other than winning, this includes transfers, stock market figures, fan numbers etc etc and this is how the media keep them happy, hoping that they will be successful again soon.

Heres to their barren spell lasting a long long time.

Regarding the 3pm blackout here, I always assumed that it was so that match goers wouldnt decide to watch at home instead, thus protecting matchday revenues, and this is why you can watch from abroad as they assume youre not a matchgoer. He didnt seem to take this onboard though, cant see beyond his own reflected glory opportunity.
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Can't see beyond his armchair rather than reflected glory.
 
I started a new job in Manchester and there’s rags in the office. Not one of them had been to the swamp. I told them there’s tickets for the league cup and none have bought one. Bizarrely they hope city don’t concede and Salah scores so it’s good for their fantasy team. Not one knew anything about the club apart from Ronaldo is back.They are the most plastic fans in the world.
 
Blue abroad said:
I started a new job in Manchester and there’s rags in the office. Not one of them had been to the swamp. I told them there’s tickets for the league cup and none have bought one. Bizarrely they hope city don’t concede and Salah scores so it’s good for their fantasy team. Not one knew anything about the club apart from Ronaldo is back.They are the most plastic fans in the world.
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Someone called them the Harlem Globe Trotters of football. I think that sums them up perfectly. Hollywood signings but no substance.
 
domalino said:
Is the City game not on the radio at all now? I assume Xtra will be covering the cricket.
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I had the misfortune to listen to a few minutes of Talk Sport this afternoon, on which they were lamenting the fact that they couldn't formally partake of the puke-inducing Ronaldothon to its full extent on Saturday as the City match is the commentary game they are committed to on Talk Sport 2.
Shame, innit?!
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KentBlue said:
There is no chance, absolutely no chance that Newcastle will get anything against the rags. Alty man will ensure a demolition job for his blue-eyed boys - 5 or 6 with no reply.
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Hand picked game from after the 3 game international break like ours was! Love to know who sits in the room and picks these games fixtures and no they are not picked through a computer randomly!
 
Saturdays game should be a win for the rags,but you know the way these things have a habit of biting you on the arse especially with the whole over the top build up and anticipation of ronaldo’s return,Newcastle could get turned over by 4-5 but just get that feeling this could end in a draw or better still a defeat for the rags ...
 
Nick_1985 said:
Let's see if they're still wanking when he's got young Premier League footballers running rings around him and defenders have the **** in their pockets.

Calling it now. Hell have 5 goals in 30 games and be shipped out to the MLS next year.
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I'm with you on this one.

The Ronaldo second coming will fizzle out with a whimper.

Unfortunately, they'll be no outcry or hysterics from our unbiased broadcasting media. They'll simply brush it under the carpet like every other big name player that have underperformed at the swamp over the past eight years.
 
eyalluvitt said:
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Come on mate - all of them absolute stone Waller's and no goals........... :-)
 
Blue_eyes said:
BBC article on their footy page now....."why is ronaldos man u return not on uktv?".

Give me a fcking break, as an unbiased news outlet(lol) there must be better things related to football to write about............please barcodes can you shut these pampering twats up on saturday.

I know alty is reffing and I know your manager is shit and I know you are shit(and backstabbing) and they will deffo get a pen should it be required, but would be funny as fck if you beat em or got a point.
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You do realise 'Brucie' is in charge of said Toon?
 
ancoats said:
the only saving grace is he is at the right club to get pens and free kicks
grealish the most fouled player at villa is now a cheat and diver at man city
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& every undeserved soft pen he slots will be lauded like the Van Basten Euro 88 wonder volley by the moronic media
 
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